I have four pairs of shoes. A pair of vintage Chucks from when Converse still was not a subsidiary of Nike, inc, which I rarely wear. I have a pair of sneakers (or "trainers," to pre-translate). I have one pair of black dress shoes. And I have one pair of boots for emergencies, Canada, and semi-nude shots trying to look like an arborist.
At this point, I am alright with it.
People like her are why I only stick to cinnamon in food shared with others.
So jealous
This checks out
Too many shoes is not a thing. My spring-summer shoes are in my closet currently l, waiting to be put back in storage, because I've got two tubs of fall-winter shoes waiting to make an appearance. Plus, a third tub of knee high boots! Shoes are the best. They accent your outfit, but ne er make you look fat!
The correct answer
Honey, this is 9/11... Friday the 13th is two days away.
Good morning, Handsome
*camera shuts off*
What? Converse is a subsidiary of Nike?
Hey look! Apple butter! No wonder she looks so distressed.
Come with me for a walk in the dark....
Bacon is also owned by Nike, and big pharma just bought out bourbon
Why you gotta blow my cover like that. God dammit, we talked about this!
Right?
Oh wait.... I have a hair appointment this afternoon. No shooting myself today.
Shoe shopping is always the right answerOh wait.... I have a hair appointment this afternoon. No shooting myself today.
Maybe I could go buy some more shoes...
That's good. Then you have lots of room for.. erm... someone else's shoes..
