Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

This is why I made my kid write apology letters instead...

Once again - well dad'ed!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Wednesdays are my Mondays and I hate them.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/CpdbBmS8JtYAAAAC/hump-day-camel.gif

I love 'em!!!

 

[Qky75]

Once again - well dad'ed!!

My answer to my son's hyperactivity was to work out and run laps....backfired when he got stronger than me.

 

[PassionatePanther]

@TigerLilly4U likes candy corn, it's the most psychopathic thing about her

I LOVE candy corn. Can we still be friends?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not me scaring myself every time I pick up my phone cuz I switched to my Halloween phone theme

 

[SWR101]

Did she ever make you find a switch for a whoopin'?

Like every damn time! And you’d always try to be cute and get a small flimsy one, nope, one time dad legit cut an actual branch off to show me what he expected (for the record he did not actually use it, just put the fear of God in me)

 

[SWR101]

wait, what? that's an actual thing that happened to people? what the hell, lol!

Yep, I learned that lesson real quick…

 

[Qky75]

Like every damn time! And you’d always try to be cute and get a small flimsy one, nope, one time dad legit cut an actual branch off to show me what he expected (for the record he did not actually use it, just put the fear of God in me)

Ever rue the day some previous home owner planted pussy willows in your yard too?!?

 

[BrendaBear]

Ever rue the day some previous home owner planted pussy willows in your yard too?!?

...and thus started your life long habit of going out and pulling weeds in the middle of the night... or was that going out looking for pussy?

 

[Qky75]

Today in S&S: "here are all the funny ways I was abused as a toddler!"

Naaaah....I turned out ok(ish) in fact my therapist says I'll be ready to re-enter society one day.

 

[Qky75]

...and thus started your life long habit of going out and pulling weeds in the middle of the night... or was that going out looking for pussy?

I didn't discover that until Id graduated high school.

 

[BrendaBear]

I didn't discover that until Id graduated high school.

Oh.... a late bloomer!


*I'll see myself out.... giggling like a fiend, the whole way.... you can probably even hear me outside giggling still.... *

... you know because... pussy willow.... that's what led to this silliness.... blooming... nevermind.

 

[SWR101]

Oh.... a late bloomer!


*I'll see myself out.... giggling like a fiend, the whole way.... you can probably even hear me outside giggling still.... *

... you know because... pussy willow.... that's what led to this silliness.... blooming... nevermind.

A masterclass in killing the joke by explaining it…

 

[Qky75]

Oh.... a late bloomer!


*I'll see myself out.... giggling like a fiend, the whole way.... you can probably even hear me outside giggling still.... *

... you know because... pussy willow.... that's what led to this silliness.... blooming... nevermind.

Very very much so. That summer I may or may not have tasted the rainbow and ...other stuff I don't want to remember lmao

 

[Bry1313]

Uhm… @Indie ??

This is why she’s almost perfect and not actually perfect

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is why she’s almost perfect and not actually perfect

Uh huh.

 

[crazychemgirl]

OMG PUSSY WILLOWS!!!!!!!


So soft.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[BrendaBear]

A masterclass in killing the joke by explaining it…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/P0EemThytbcAAAAC/curtsy-alice.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

I LOVE candy corn. Can we still be friends?

I'll let it go this time!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nono, it’s a whole thing. @crazychemgirl asked that question on page 1 of this thread and every so often, we get a new poster who tries to start at page 1 and reply to it, usually something to the effect of “any day that ends in Y.” Watching @Bry1313 ’s responses is my my favorite Lit sport!


Yes! I don’t know which it will be yet, but my Friday Discord movie night group is doing a 2nd spooky movie in a row. Last week was A Quiet Place: Day One.


Nah.


I’ve had carrot cake with shredded carrots, and some with the sides rolled in crushed walnuts, but not pineapple. That’s definitely different!

I just can’t wrap my head around pineapples in carrot cake.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[BrendaBear]

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OMG! I love this way too much!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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You forgot to tag @MrsPassion

Today.

Today is MUCH cooler than it has been all week, by a difference of like 24°F. Today is a great day to fuck, indeed!

I have four pairs of shoes. A pair of vintage Chucks from when Converse still was not a subsidiary of Nike, inc, which I rarely wear. I have a pair of sneakers (or "trainers," to pre-translate). I have one pair of black dress shoes. And I have one pair of boots for emergencies, Canada, and semi-nude shots trying to look like an arborist.

I like how “Canada” and is in the same category as “emergencies.” But also, I’m not not thinking about the semi-nude arborist shots now.

Too many shoes is not a thing. My spring-summer shoes are in my closet currently l, waiting to be put back in storage, because I've got two tubs of fall-winter shoes waiting to make an appearance. Plus, a third tub of knee high boots! Shoes are the best. They accent your outfit, but ne er make you look fat!

I don’t like feet, but I feel that way about purses!

What? Converse is a subsidiary of Nike?

Wow. Great. Gosh, I'm so glad to find that out.

Where's my bacon and bourbon???

Bacon is also owned by Nike, and big pharma just bought out bourbon

If you guys ever want to fall down the most horrifically depressing rabbit hole, try searching who owns…pretty much any and every big corporations you can think of. Spoiler alert: they’re almost all owned by Vanguard and/or BlackRock.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You forgot to tag @MrsPassion


Today is MUCH cooler than it has been all week, by a difference of like 24°F. Today is a great day to fuck, indeed!


I like how “Canada” and is in the same category as “emergencies.” But also, I’m not not thinking about the semi-nude arborist shots now.


I don’t like feet, but I feel that way about purses!




If you guys ever want to fall down the most horrifically depressing rabbit hole, try searching who owns…pretty much any and every big corporations you can think of. Spoiler alert: they’re almost all owned by Vanguard and/or BlackRock.

I discovers the company owning thing via some guys TikTok … it’s actually depressing AF


FUCK this capitalist bullshit.