dawn_of_night
Literotica Guru
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No. Right here is fine..."Or do you want to go upstairs?"
*Flirts incompetently*
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No. Right here is fine..."Or do you want to go upstairs?"
*Cough*E-books are a big market for erotica for women. I have considered cranking out some trashy ones on Amazon.
Are you trying to make me jealous?I’m starting to hate you as much as I hate @OrdinaryPerson
Lmao. Yep. We’re just that easily impressedE-books are a big market for erotica for women. I have considered cranking out some trashy ones on Amazon.
Women don't view near the amount of porn men do, but they will read the hell out of it, especially if it's on their phone so no one can see what they are reading.Lmao. Yep. We’re just that easily impressed![]()
Oh womansplaining to a mansplainer is ever awkwardWomen don't view near the amount of porn men do, but they will read the hell out of it, especially if it's on their phone so no one can see what they are reading.
MaybeAre you trying to make me jealous?
Sorry if it came out as mansplaining. I thought of it more as market research. Apologies.Oh womansplaining to a mansplainer is ever awkward
My humor was at you suggesting you would just “crank out some trashy ones” - I was laughing at what I presumed was a self-effacing joke, your humorous insinuation that it’s easy to just dash off something women will find erotic
My external hdd would like a word with you.Women don't view near the amount of porn men do
Knowing how our tastes...parallel, I would love that conversation...My external hdd would like a word with you.
Question.You can have a non-detailed sneak preview from my Empornium account which already has a close relationship with my hdd
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I'm not sure if I'm missing a joke here but I'll answer seriously: empornium.is gives you bonus points for seeding torrents. You can use those points to buy Slots. Slots can be used to download stuff for "free"(as in, not affecting your seed/leech ratio), or double the points gained for seeding a torrent.Question.
How does porn have zero slots?
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Thanks for the info @vagrantx.I'm not sure if I'm missing a joke here but I'll answer seriously: empornium.is gives you bonus points for seeding torrents. You can use those points to buy Slots. Slots can be used to download stuff for "free"(as in, not affecting your seed/leech ratio), or double the points gained for seeding a torrent.
Nice slot, want me to plug in my solid state drive?Thanks for the info @vagrantx.
I was being a goofball though and the joke fell flat.
Was inferring 'slots' as a euphemism.
All good. ICT is not my first language either, so we're even.i'll blame it on me being ESL
Absolutely great seriesThe Fall with Gillian Anderson? It's fantastic![]()
Yes. I love riding my.... broomstick.
Well, Matel did make a Harry Potter broomstick toy that vibrated. Was very popular with the moms as well as the kidsYes. I love riding my.... broomstick.
Cool cool but can you both stop buying all the Eye Of Newt?Yes. I love riding my.... broomstick.