Sex & Shenanigans

[LustfulIntentions2]

Yes. I love riding my.... broomstick.

If you ever need someone to .....maintain it.....so you don't get splinters and stuff, just let me know.

 

[Kraken_96]

Cool cool but can you both stop buying all the Eye Of Newt?
Some of us need it to make rad collages.

I'm sure I have some mustard seed somewhere if you run out

 

[dawn_of_night]

If you ever need someone to .....maintain it.....so you don't get splinters and stuff, just let me know.

Do you need your ... stick ....buffed?

 

[Amanda330]

Cool cool but can you both stop buying all the Eye Of Newt?
Some of us need it to make rad collages.

No. Sorry. I need it. I can't tell you why though.

 

[positiveflirt]

No. Sorry. I need it. I can't tell you why though.

Is this because I'm not warty enough?

I CAN CHANGE.

 

[Bry1313]

The two thoughts in my head today

And

 

[UnquietDreams]

The two thoughts in my head today

And

So rather than work you will practice your guitar to start on your country career?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Do you need your ... stick ....buffed?

More of a spit'n'shine really

 

[UnquietDreams]

You can have a non-detailed sneak preview from my Empornium account which already has a close relationship with my hdd

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Nice stats...

I see why you are in good standing at Empornium!

 

[Bry1313]

So rather than work you will practice your guitar to start on your country career?

And a very specific set of country lyrics

 

[UnquietDreams]

And a very specific set of country lyrics

Exactly. You can carve out a niche. I wish you well in your endeavor.

 

[BrendaBear]

Cool cool but can you both stop buying all the Eye Of Newt?
Some of us need it to make rad collages.

(and Newt doesn't appreciate it either)
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[positiveflirt]

(and Newt doesn't appreciate it either)

No way does he need *both* of those eyes..

 

[crazychemgirl]

THURSDAY!!!!!!













































































that is all.

 

[dawn_of_night]

More of a spit'n'shine really

Spit is gross....
Lol.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning Fuckers


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[UnquietDreams]

Good morning Fuckers


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I am a simple man as well.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am a simple man as well.

You want to give her coffee and orgasms?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am a simple man as well.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You want to give her coffee and orgasms?

That'd be to easy B...

 

[Bry1313]

@OrdinaryPerson thoughts?

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Baking soda is not a flavor....
How's your shorts and hoodie weather wardrobe???

 

[Kraken_96]

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"Do you remember the smell of a lemon you had a few years back?"

"Yeah"

"Now do you remember remembering that smell?"

"Yeah?"

"It's like that"

 

[Bry1313]

Baking soda is not a flavor....
How's your shorts and hoodie weather wardrobe???

False fall happened and now we are back in 2nd summer

 

[BrendaBear]

False fall happened and now we are back in 2nd summer

Today is the first day in months where the high is under 100... and no more 100+ days in the forecast... and no one is happier about it than me.