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Okay, I actually like candy corn and find that an offense to God
View attachment 2390837And uses handcuffs... and is nice enough to put his hand on your head so you don't hit your head on the door frame... a girl can dream.
I would watch that movie.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/5-1HH1oEEZkAAAAC/ew-eww.gifGreat moments in bathroom disasters. 60-100 of Europe’s most important people died in the Erfurt Latrine Disaster
I'm calling the psych ward.I'm calling the cops.
I’m calling an exorcist…I'm calling the psych ward.
Do you have a preference... "Exorcists R Us", "Erin's Exorcisms", "Damon's Demon Denouncing Service" or "Jenny and Joe's Exorcisms and Malt Shop"?I’m calling an exorcist…
The last folks of they’ll deliver a malt when they come…Do you have a preference... "Exorcists R Us", "Erin's Exorcisms", "Damon's Demon Denouncing Service" or "Jenny and Joe's Exorcisms and Malt Shop"?
Just curious really....
Yes. Yes you are...Simply perfect.
https://media.tenor.com/bmpG56bdSOQAAAAM/im-sorry-what-calvin-payne.gifWhy is everyone being a twatwaffle today???
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Why is everyone being a twatwaffle today???
Chocolate with a nice smokey sage infusion and notes of holy water?!The last folks of they’ll deliver a malt when they come…
Or.... hear me out..... MAYBE you're the twatwaffle?Why is everyone being a twatwaffle today???
https://media1.tenor.com/m/g-eNY6wlCLAAAAAC/oops-yikes.gifWhy is everyone being a twatwaffle today???
I do foot rubs, shoulder, arms, glutes, calves, just whatever is neededAdd in foot rubs during coffee drinking and it’s almost guaranteed sex.
Let me. I have connections.I'm calling the psych ward.
That dish is a hard “NO”. Right up there with scat play.