Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

I just watched a limited series that had the guy from 50 shades in it, it and he were really good.

Were he much good?

 

[Bry1313]

Were he much good?

I’m starting to hate you as much as I hate @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I just watched a limited series that had the guy from 50 shades in it, it and he were really good.

The Fall with Gillian Anderson? It's fantastic

The Tourist……adding The Fall to my list (originally typed The Fapp, almost left it)

Were he much good?

I haven’t seen either of those, but I loved Belfast. Was easily my Best Picture Oscar pick that year (2021), untiiiiil I saw CODA, which was deservedly the actual winner.

 

[LupineOne]

Lupine has different enemies and has different axes to grind than Dante.

True.

 

[BrendaBear]

Lupine has different enemies and has different axes to grind than Dante.

True.

I think Wolfie kind of enjoys the ripping them apart too.

I mean, I don’t know… just a theory…

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you recall the skit, the guy doing the “wink wink nudge nudge say no more” wasn’t invited either…

"Or do you want to go upstairs?"

 

[37_ttej]

Early 2000’s? I read like 2 pages. Fucking awful writing.

Anyway: https://www.npr.org/2022/08/29/1119...-romance-books-to-the-top-of-bestseller-lists

Read Shades of Grey instead. Excellent writing and novel world building. Jasper Fforde’s a very clever writer.
PS: Nothing to do with sex - well not much anyway - this is an alt universe fantasy novel.

 

[37_ttej]

I’m starting to hate you as much as I hate @OrdinaryPerson

Hey! No judgy pimples writting skils.
Its al the font of the fakkin ottocorekt anywaus.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Maybe that's one of many reasons why our country is so fucked up.

I know, I know... I'll go get the soap...

There are so many other parts of you I'd rather lather than your mouth

And things I would rather put in your mouth than soap ...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mmh, well, that's where I and my circle of friends fit in.. So I'm comparing this clique of people here in S&S to my friends and close ones.

I wonder if written erotica is a dying art form?? Will Z's not pick up the torch? Do they even read romance novels? When was the last Twilight-ripoff???

E-books are a big market for erotica for women. I have considered cranking out some trashy ones on Amazon.

 

[dawn_of_night]

"Or do you want to go upstairs?"

No. Right here is fine...

*Flirts incompetently*

 

[dawn_of_night]

E-books are a big market for erotica for women. I have considered cranking out some trashy ones on Amazon.

*Cough*
Books *cough* on *cough* tape..,.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m starting to hate you as much as I hate @OrdinaryPerson

Are you trying to make me jealous?

 

[MiaBabe23]

E-books are a big market for erotica for women. I have considered cranking out some trashy ones on Amazon.

Lmao. Yep. We’re just that easily impressed

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lmao. Yep. We’re just that easily impressed

Women don't view near the amount of porn men do, but they will read the hell out of it, especially if it's on their phone so no one can see what they are reading.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Women don't view near the amount of porn men do, but they will read the hell out of it, especially if it's on their phone so no one can see what they are reading.

Oh womansplaining to a mansplainer is ever awkward
My humor was at you suggesting you would just “crank out some trashy ones” - I was laughing at what I presumed was a self-effacing joke, your humorous insinuation that it’s easy to just dash off something women will find erotic

 

[Bry1313]

Are you trying to make me jealous?

Maybe

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh womansplaining to a mansplainer is ever awkward
My humor was at you suggesting you would just “crank out some trashy ones” - I was laughing at what I presumed was a self-effacing joke, your humorous insinuation that it’s easy to just dash off something women will find erotic

Sorry if it came out as mansplaining. I thought of it more as market research. Apologies.

 

[vagrantx]

Women don't view near the amount of porn men do

My external hdd would like a word with you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My external hdd would like a word with you.

Knowing how our tastes...parallel, I would love that conversation...

 

[vagrantx]

Knowing how our tastes...parallel, I would love that conversation...

You can have a non-detailed sneak preview from my Empornium account which already has a close relationship with my hdd

 

[37_ttej]

You can have a non-detailed sneak preview from my Empornium account which already has a close relationship with my hdd

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Question.
How does porn have zero slots?

 

[vagrantx]

Question.
How does porn have zero slots?

I'm not sure if I'm missing a joke here but I'll answer seriously: empornium.is gives you bonus points for seeding torrents. You can use those points to buy Slots. Slots can be used to download stuff for "free"(as in, not affecting your seed/leech ratio), or double the points gained for seeding a torrent.

 

[37_ttej]

I'm not sure if I'm missing a joke here but I'll answer seriously: empornium.is gives you bonus points for seeding torrents. You can use those points to buy Slots. Slots can be used to download stuff for "free"(as in, not affecting your seed/leech ratio), or double the points gained for seeding a torrent.

Thanks for the info @vagrantx.
I was being a goofball though and the joke fell flat.
Was inferring 'slots' as a euphemism.

 

[vagrantx]

Thanks for the info @vagrantx.
I was being a goofball though and the joke fell flat.
Was inferring 'slots' as a euphemism.

i'll blame it on me being ESL