Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning Fuckers

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning Fuckers

I am a simple man as well.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am a simple man as well.

You want to give her coffee and orgasms?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am a simple man as well.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You want to give her coffee and orgasms?

That'd be to easy B...

 

[Bry1313]

@OrdinaryPerson thoughts?

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Baking soda is not a flavor....
How's your shorts and hoodie weather wardrobe???

 

[Kraken_96]

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"Do you remember the smell of a lemon you had a few years back?"

"Yeah"

"Now do you remember remembering that smell?"

"Yeah?"

"It's like that"

 

[Bry1313]

Baking soda is not a flavor....
How's your shorts and hoodie weather wardrobe???

False fall happened and now we are back in 2nd summer

 

[BrendaBear]

False fall happened and now we are back in 2nd summer

Today is the first day in months where the high is under 100... and no more 100+ days in the forecast... and no one is happier about it than me.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Sorry of my life right here. Hey, hoes.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Spit is gross....
Lol.

I know! I'm gross! There's a reason I don't get laid, goofballs.

 

[BrendaBear]

I know! I'm gross! There's a reason I don't get laid, goofballs.

Have you tried offering coffee and orgasms?

 

[Apisto42]

Have you tried offering coffee and orgasms?

Add in foot rubs during coffee drinking and it’s almost guaranteed sex.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Spit is gross....
Lol.

Say it a little louder, the Hawk Twua girl didn't hear you.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Cool cool but can you both stop buying all the Eye Of Newt?
Some of us need it to make rad collages.

Can’t you requisition them from your boss?

Good morning Fuckers

I can’t have coffee, so just lots of extra orgasms, please. Simple, right?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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@OrdinaryPerson thoughts?

I've described it as "it tastes like it was perhaps stored near where actual fruit have at one time been."

 

[Kraken_96]

Can’t you requisition them from your boss?


I can’t have coffee, so just lots of extra orgasms, please. Simple, right?

Oof giving up coffee or orgasms is a tough call not gonna lie

 

[UnquietDreams]

Can’t you requisition them from your boss?



I can’t have coffee, so just lots of extra orgasms, please. Simple, right?

Simply perfect.

 

[BrendaBear]

I can’t have coffee, so just lots of extra orgasms, please. Simple, right?

I don't want any coffee, so I'm with you.... just straight to the orgasms is fine.

 

[Qky75]

Can’t you requisition them from your boss?



I can’t have coffee, so just lots of extra orgasms, please. Simple, right?

Requisition orgasms from my boss? Checking HR Manual and I'll get back to you.

 

[positiveflirt]

Can’t you requisition them from your boss?

Yeah right! Like *I'm* the only one here my boss has an allegiance to.

(She's not talking to me anyway, I stopped her eating chicken out of the trash)

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah right! Like *I'm* the only one here my boss has an allegiance to.

(She's not talking to me anyway, I stopped her eating chicken out of the trash)

Is your boss a member of the canine family? Feline?

Um.... just... what in the holy fuckwanks is that about?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oof giving up coffee or orgasms is a tough call not gonna lie

I think you misread? I would never give up orgasms!

Requisition orgasms from my boss? Checking HR Manual and I'll get back to you.

Newts, obviously.

Yeah right! Like *I'm* the only one here my boss has an allegiance to.

(She's not talking to me anyway, I stopped her eating chicken out of the trash)

Can’t even ask her to pretend she’s your familiar for spooky season?

 

[BrendaBear]

Can’t even ask her to pretend she’s your familiar for spooky season?

oh.... duh... sorry @positiveflirt ... I should have realized...