Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I think this is the first time you have mentioned fucking me

Lol. I'm sorry man. It was the clowns....
I fucking hate them fuckers...

Wait..

*Stares*

Fuck.

 

[Mrtenant]

Google, “ (your name) + horror aesthetic “ and see what kind of images pop up

I get Lego mini people on mine. Weird.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I might have been a touch hungover in church this morning.
Time for a nap.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Damn straight. Now I have a hankering (this early in the morning, no less!) for a Portillo’s beef sandwich…look that place up and you’ll understand why

With a chocolate cake shake?

Hello y'all. I'm back!

Welcome back!

Google, “ (your name) + horror aesthetic “ and see what kind of images pop up

Hmm…gonna pass on sharing publicly, all the results are from a horror movie that shares my real name

One of these things isn't like the other one.....
And I'm okay with that...

And now I know Dawn’s real name!

 

[crazychemgirl]

With a chocolate cake shake?


Welcome back!


Hmm…gonna pass on sharing publicly, all the results are from a horror movie that shares my real name


And now I know Dawn’s real name!

Just for you babes.

 

[BrendaBear]

Hmm…gonna pass on sharing publicly, all the results are from a horror movie that shares my real name

Wait… your real name is Hellraiser?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Gotta admit…these are much cooler than I expected.

 

[Mrtenant]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I’d say the horrible death that awaited all these men?

And you know, beer.

 

[Mrtenant]

I’d say the horrible death that awaited all these men?

And you know, beer.

I'm thinking that might be my next Halloween costume

 

[SWR101]

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My jerseys stopped fitting…

 

[Mrtenant]

My jerseys stopped fitting…

See, that's perfect then. You'll have everyone's attention

 

[LupineOne]

With a chocolate cake shake?

Absolutely!

 

[Bbl87]

Damn straight. Now I have a hankering (this early in the morning, no less!) for a Portillo’s beef sandwich…look that place up and you’ll understand why

Dang it, now I do too. Nowadays that chocolate cake shake might kill me.

 

[Bbl87]

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My self respect.

And my gut.

Mostly my gut.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SWR101]

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Sounds like an exciting weekend in my book… (I’m also old and boring)

 

[Bbl87]

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I mean, in my case you would have left out several fapping sessions. Usually the most excitement I get over the weekend.

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Pfft. Old.

I went out dancing and drinking in Canary Wharf, day drinking catch up with friends yesterday, and family furniture shifting today, with laundry and too much food thrown in.

And about 4 wanks

 

[BrendaBear]

Sounds like an exciting weekend in my book… (I’m also old and boring)

That’s exactly what I was thinking… sounds pretty exciting to me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pfft. Old.

I went out dancing and drinking in Canary Wharf, day drinking catch up with friends yesterday, and family furniture shifting today, with laundry and too much food thrown in.

And about 4 wanks

 

[MindYaBitness]

Some appropriate sabbath humor

 

[BrendaBear]

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Wankpower?

 

[Wand3rlust]

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One wank at a time...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wankpower?