OrdinaryPerson
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Sex & Shenanigans
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I refuse to let this happen. I will guard him with my life.
Or at least attend his funeral if things don’t work out as planned.
OrdinaryPerson
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I love this so much I almost don't want to mention how @MindYaBitness catfished you with a 10 year old, 30lb lighter, picture of meYES! GIRL! @OrdinaryPerson! It's not often that non celeb women make me think...maybe I could...but you are lovely
OrdinaryPerson
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Just remember how much he hates Ohio before you take his side
Wand3rlust
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Can you do the vid for non us people?
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I would like to say "nobody", but I'm gonna go with the guy at the campground playing country music at 120dB all day.
The inventor of putting little outfits on dogs and cats. Especially the one who designed a So'wester for a Dachshund. That's a hunting dog.
__Nathan1968
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In principal, I agree, however I believe that there would be no scarring on my soul for murdering the creator of this advertising campaign:
OrdinaryPerson
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You just got the song stuck in my head and I didn't even click on the video. Thanks Nathan
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There is no Hell. Only the one we live here on Earth.
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Chill out Nietzsche
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Exactly!
So no reason not to go screw that cute guy if I want to.
MidwestPrincess23
screw the halo
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Annnnnd I was thinking the same thing!!!
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I looked for a gif to save people the torture of the sound, but realized it was a moot point. That ear worm
is getting in no matter what.
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Let’s all curse @__Nathan1968
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Coincidentally, that song is the only song played in Hell.
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BrendaBear
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Okay... you guys want to go there. I'll throw one out.
What is the only beer served in hell?
What is the only beer served in hell?
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Why do kids who aren’t old enough to drive need cars?
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UnquietDreams
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Well aren’t we just sunshine and rainbows.
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Warm?Okay... you guys want to go there. I'll throw one out.
What is the only beer served in hell?
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"The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven."
--"Paradise Lost," John Milton
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I'm not going to hell. Wherever I am is heaven.
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I just plan on not dying. My TBR pile is too large.
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