Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I'm not going to hell. Wherever I am is heaven.

I love that idea!

Wait... then London is.... heaven?

 

[BrendaBear]

--"Paradise Lost," John Milton

"Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.

But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!"

 

[SWR101]

Okay... you guys want to go there. I'll throw one out.

What is the only beer served in hell?

Warm O’Douls

 

[Wand3rlust]

I love that idea!

Wait... then London is.... heaven?

True facts

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I love that idea!

Wait... then London is.... heaven?

but, but, but the beer is warm...

 

[UnquietDreams]

"Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.

But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!"

I love Donald Sutherland.

 

[BrendaBear]

I love Donald Sutherland.

I was pretty sure you would know exactly what I was quoting.

 

[dawn_of_night]

No one. There is no such thing as "no consequence," even if you pay no legal price. Murder is a corrosive act on the soul and it doesn't heal.

Uh...

Asking the important questions, is this something we worry about.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

 

[johnsmith190812]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

Vodka?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Vodka?

Incorrect

 

[Qky75]

Incorrect

Might have to disagree....that stuff is vile

 

[johnsmith190812]

Incorrect

Apparently you’ve never gotten wild off of it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Might have to disagree....that stuff is vile

But it is easily mixed into drinks

 

[BrendaBear]

Incorrect

Are you sure? Because that stuff is ... just... eww.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Apparently you’ve never gotten wild off of it

Also incorrect

 

[johnsmith190812]

Also incorrect

Then tell me what I am right about baby

 

[crazychemgirl]

Then tell me what I am right about baby

Currently nothing.

Including how women like to be addressed.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

A friend of mine got our table a round of vodka and Tabasco once. My reaction after doing it was "I thought we were friends!"

 

[johnsmith190812]

Currently nothing.

Including how women like to be addressed.

Mam?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mam?

Who would have thought you could make things worse for yourself.

 

[johnsmith190812]

Who would have thought you could make things worse for yourself.

 

[Qky75]

Who would have thought you could make things worse for yourself.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s ok. Just sit in the corner and be quiet.

Maybe eventually we won’t all hate you.

 

[BrendaBear]

Who would have thought you could make things worse for yourself.