Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

Now that’s sexy

damn skippy it is!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

made the mistake of investing heavily in cucumber futures when the dockworkers went on strike. Now that the strike has ended, women can still get bananas so....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m sure it’s good. But, is it *golden*?

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Except boobs.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You're right! My Pooh bear is on the bookshelf.

Are you talking to yourself???

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

the Konami Code is not obscure, sir!

I said what I said!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you talking to yourself???

Don’t externalized internal monologue shame him! (Or uhmm anyone else who errr does this in the regular)

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Hmm..

 

[dawn_of_night]

Don’t externalized internal monologue shame him! (Or uhmm anyone else who errr does this in the regular)

Monkey, do you need a hug?

 

[SWR101]

I mean, who doesn’t love rubbing a boob.


*takes a moment to rub my own boob



Yep … it’s good.

mmmmhmm, mmmhmmm, yes I find this logic flawless

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Good morning

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Monkey, do you need a hug?

Always!

I mean, usually.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Always!

I mean, usually.

*Approaches with caution...
Reaching ....
Slowly....
....
Wrapping...
Arms...
Around...****

*Sigh*

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m sure it’s good. But, is it *golden*?

Maybe not golden, but prizewinning for sure

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I hate that I’m such a child that I can’t help but think of those ridiculous FBI Tshirts with all this rubbing talk …

For the unindoctronated

Federal
Boob
Inspector

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Now that’s sexy

I would love to go to town on those right about now

 

[37_ttej]

Don’t externalized internal monologue shame him! (Or uhmm anyone else who errr does this in the regular)

*sigh*
As usual, Jett is late to the party.
Curses on the time zone disparity.
It’s hard to keep up with this thread when you’re so far ahead.
Hey that rhymes. Cool.
He wonders whether he may be occasionally guilty of externalising internal monologue.
And whether it’s worth replying to Monkey’s post in jest.
Probably not.
It’s a lot of effort and is anyone going to really appreciate the delicately crafted satire?
Again, probably not.
They’re all too busy rubbing their boobs.
Hmm.
*gives his man boob a little fondle*
Yeah, not really feeling it.
*sigh*

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hmm.
*gives his man boob a little fondle*
Yeah, not really feeling it.
*sigh*

Want help?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hmmm. Tempting, but maybe a bit dehydrating for a guy. And messy

Library man!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I would love to go to town on those right about now

I'm imagining your dexterous tongue

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm imagining your dexterous tongue

I can almost touch the underside of my chin!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm imagining your dexterous tongue

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[dawn_of_night]

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I'm sorry... This made me *snicker*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Things to keep in mind going into the weekend:

 

[vagrantx]

I'm imagining your dexterous tongue

rawr

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[Bbl87]

rawr

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