Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

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It best be playing some Lindsey Stirling type tunes!

 

[BrendaBear]

It best be playing some Lindsey Stirling type tunes!

Devil Went Down To Georgia, actually.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Devil Went Down To Georgia, actually.

OK I'll allow it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No honey, you need to be a little bit stronger than that... they don't always get subtle.

You know... like... "Get your ass in here and please me and make me thank god I was born a woman!!! And I mean, NOW Mister!!!!!!"

Shit like that... they notice that.


EDIT: I totally misread that.... I'm such a dork!!! I read "But it is bed time..." or something....

God, I am such an idiot!

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Nope. my bed is clear.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Nope. my bed is clear.

Just one thing missing.....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Up up down.

 

[SherlockianMan]

What does that unlock on Lit I wonder?

 

[dawn_of_night]

What does that unlock on Lit I wonder?

Infinite orgasms?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What does that unlock on Lit I wonder?

30 extra Os?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Infinite orgasms?

Hmmm. Tempting, but maybe a bit dehydrating for a guy. And messy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Somehow my joke was nerdier and more obscure than this

 

[TXRafe]

Somehow my joke was nerdier and more obscure than this

the Konami Code is not obscure, sir!

 

[HeavyBalls]

the Konami Code is not obscure, sir!

Now I gotta play Contra...

 

[Mrtenant]

Great new AV

Thankee. It's actually me. Kind of a first that way.

 

[Mrtenant]

sounds a bit rude.

Indeed. A bit is all it takes. Have some candycorn?

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[dawn_of_night]

Hmmm. Tempting, but maybe a bit dehydrating for a guy. And messy

Girls get dehydrated too ...
Always feed, water and walk your pets during the day....

 

[crazychemgirl]

I, unfortunately, have my laundry situation in order…

You don’t need a sexy naked woman folding laundry for you?


I have no idea what you were talking about … just throwing out a random comment.

 

[SWR101]

You don’t need a sexy naked woman folding laundry for you?


I have no idea what you were talking about … just throwing out a random comment.

Yeah, I thought I had quoted the sexy laundromat pic post… sorry about that

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, I thought I had quoted the sexy laundromat pic post… sorry about that

Having used laundromats for most of my 20s …. I can assure you they are absolutely not sexy

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SWR101]

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Yeah, I’d be going like 10 MPH just to be safe

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, I’d be going like 10 MPH just to be safe

It’s not that hard of an equation lol

 

[SWR101]

It’s not that hard of an equation lol

Yeah, but trying to solve it flying By at about 50-60 would make it a little challenging