Sex & Shenanigans

I'm sitting at my desk, working away... (checking Lit every so often too)... and then I see through my window... one of my six month old kittens walking on my roof.

She only started going outside about 2 weeks ago... now she's figured out how to get on the roof. Great. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the same little girl who disappeared the first day she got out through the doggie door... and I found her about 15 feet up in a palm tree, using the cut off fronds (?) as a little deck. She's going to be the death of me. 🤣🤣🤣
 
I'm sitting at my desk, working away... (checking Lit every so often too)... and then I see through my window... one of my six month old kittens walking on my roof.

She only started going outside about 2 weeks ago... now she's figured out how to get on the roof. Great. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the same little girl who disappeared the first day she got out through the doggie door... and I found her about 15 feet up in a palm tree, using the cut off fronds (?) as a little deck. She's going to be the death of me. 🤣🤣🤣
At least she’s warning you what you’re in for.
 
It's bizarre to call all fizzy drinks by one generic name...

Otherwise how do they know what you want at all?

'Do you want a soda?'.

No. I fucking hate soda water. Be specific.
But before they were available in bottles and cans, flavored, carbonated drinks were served at a soda fountain. The soda jerk mixed the soda water with whatever flavor syrup you wanted. So it would be reasonable to say you wanted a soda 🥤 and then be asked what kind.
 
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