Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

Fine....

"I have one kink and it's you."

Had to stop there.

I mean. I barely know you. But.

It's understandable. What can you do?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I think they taste bad and have a bad consistency. Honestly though, there’s a good chance I’ve only had poorly prepared scalloped potatoes, but still.

they are ghastly when prepared incorrectly but tasty if done right

 

[PSO77]

I've enjoyed my stay on Literotica. It's been interesting and eye opening and lots of fun. It's been nice to be able to write again although I think I fizzled out. However, I did enjoy chatting with some of the people on here and learning about their fantasies.

 

[UnquietDreams]

But before they were available in bottles and cans, flavored, carbonated drinks were served at a soda fountain. The soda jerk mixed the soda water with whatever flavor syrup you wanted. So it would be reasonable to say you wanted a soda and then be asked what kind.

And then we would yell " 22 skidoo! Because '23' hadn't been invented yet. And a nickel could get you into a Nickelodeon, which where called that because they charged you an odian to get it, which was what we called a nickel back then...

 

[Wand3rlust]

And then we would yell " 22 skidoo! Because '23' hadn't been invented yet. And a nickel could get you into a Nickelodeon, which where called that because they charged you an odian to get it, which was what we called a nickel back then...

I can read all the words but I don't understand.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can read all the words but I don't understand.

Forget it @Wand3rlust , it’s a Simpsons joke

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean. I barely know you. But.

It's understandable. What can you do?

I know, which is why I was so embarrassed. But when my phone tells me you are my one kink, who am I to argue? No one, that's who.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Forget it @Wand3rlust , it’s a Simpsons joke

I have heard of them. Wallis, yes?

 

[Tessinwales]

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If I win the lottery

Same thing happens to an unused pussy. By the way, what is the re-qualifying time for virginity? Asking for a friend.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have heard of them. Wallis, yes?

I have no idea what you’re on about

 

[__Nathan1968]

Forget it @Wand3rlust , it’s a Simpsons joke

Close.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Gee Willikers!

Each time you’ve posted this, I couldn’t help but think of this and giggle.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Each time you’ve posted this, I couldn’t help but think of this and giggle.

I’ve never seen this before and it’s my new favorite thing ever!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also I’m a little concerned at how often penguins and jizz have come up in conversations recently. I’m not sure if it’s a trend… a new zeitgeist of some sort…potentially concerning.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’ve never seen this before and it’s my new favorite thing ever!

This goes way back. 30 years I’d guess.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So now we need to know....

What the what?

 

[__Nathan1968]

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I have one kink and it’s not even close to being the worst thing I’ve done.

 

[Qky75]

Also I’m a little concerned at how often penguins and jizz have come up in conversations recently. I’m not sure if it’s a trend… a new zeitgeist of some sort…potentially concerning.

you do realize certain breeds of penguins exhibit prostitution


hooker penguins reading material

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

you do realize certain breeds of penguins exhibit prostitution


hooker penguins reading material

I’m not sure that I WANT this to be a zeitgeist. But thank you

 

[Qky75]

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I have one kink and it's a good idea for you guys so you don't need anything from us.

I have a kink and it's a fluke of the shoulder when doing it on a regular basis.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Forget it @Wand3rlust , it’s a Simpsons joke

Close.

Technically, it's a riff on a Simpsons joke.

 

[__Nathan1968]

you do realize certain breeds of penguins exhibit prostitution


hooker penguins reading material

The existence of penguin prostitutes would suggest the existence of penguin pimps.

Where’s my hoes at?

 

[Qky75]

The existence of penguin prostitutes would suggest the existence of penguin pimps.

Where’s my hoes at?

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actually in their case the males turn into little pussy whipped bitchboys. They not only fall for the pebble trade, they sit on the egg all Antarctic winter while she does whatever.....

 

[lavendersilk]

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I have one kink and it's a little more expensive than I thought...

 

[Qky75]

I have one kink and it's a little more expensive than I thought...

Walmart panty hose will work as well for this as Victoria Secret...js

gotta protect the profit margins