Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Burn your house down to move to CA. We can go get cheese together!

I'm in Las Vegas... Cali is just down the road...

 

[Bry1313]

Go. Today. It's sooo good. You need it. Nothing is better than a glass of wine and some cheese and bread for dinner on a Friday night.

Nothing is better? Nothing?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you generally prefer your sex holes that big?

I mean, I did coin the phrase cavernous cunt.

 

[Bry1313]

I like to go down to the coast, buy a bottle of local wine, some fresh baked bread, and hit the cheeses shops. Tillamook Creamery sells some stuff out of the factory shop you can't get elsewhere, like their white cheddar aged 18-years. Incredible flavor. And about half a mile down the road is a place that makes their own brie. Grab some other cheeses there, go to the smoker in Rockaway for some smoked salmon, and you have a wonderful meal in front of the ocean.

Better with two, but I may head down today anyway. OP, you give me the best ideas ...

18 year old cheese? How dry is the cheddar? Does it crumble at your touch?

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, I did coin the phrase cavernous cunt.

Shhhhh, you might summon him. Saying that is like saying Beetlejuice three times.

 

[UnquietDreams]

18 year old cheese? How dry is the cheddar? Does it crumble at your touch?

Not too dry, but there is definitely a crumble factor -- it breaks easily. A bit of granularity to it as well that you don't see in a cedar.

Fuck, I have No-name's Day off today. I was thinking of heading out. Now I might have to.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are we back in cheese?

@Whiskeyjack is going to be so disappointed

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are we back in cheese?

@Whiskeyjack is going to be so disappointed

I'm about to go on a 250 mile round trip for cheese.

I am obviously not Whiskyjack....

 

[Bry1313]

Are we back in cheese?

@Whiskeyjack is going to be so disappointed

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

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Hmm... a latte has milk in it... I don't actually drink milk straight. So, juice and milk.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Easy. Milk and beer

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nothing is better? Nothing?

Why do you have to judge every thing I say

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I love a good latte, but I can live without it. Soda is an easy toss.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why do you have to judge every thing I say

I am judging you for eliminating beer.

Just saying.

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean, I did coin the phrase cavernous cunt.

Ooops.... I thought you had said "carnivorous cunt." My bad.

 

[BrendaBear]

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I never drink coffee, tea or a latte (I thought that was just fancy coffee).

But if I had to eliminate two that I sometimes drink... it would be beer and wine. Also, not a difficult decision for me....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I am judging you for eliminating beer.

Just saying.

I could toss out juice too

 

[UnquietDreams]

I could toss out juice too

Yeah, that was on my list, but I drink a lot of vegetable smoothies of late, as an attempt to keep vitamins as part of my life since becoming single, and tomato juice is a base for that.

 

[lavendersilk]

Yeah, that was on my list, but I drink a lot of vegetable smoothies of late, as an attempt to keep vitamins as part of my life since becoming single, and tomato juice is a base for that.

...do married people automatically get more vitamins? AFAF

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ooops.... I thought you had said "carnivorous cunt." My bad.

Oh, I read it the same way! Not that "carnivorous cunt" would be a completely out of character phrase from her...

 

[UnquietDreams]

...do married people automatically get more vitamins? AFAF

No, by my ex was a stickler for vegetables. Which I am fine with, but when it is just me, I get lazy and dump it all into the blender.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

...and tomato juice is a base for that.

I definitely start my day with a good bloody mary.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I like to go down to the coast, buy a bottle of local wine, some fresh baked bread, and hit the cheeses shops. Tillamook Creamery sells some stuff out of the factory shop you can't get elsewhere, like their white cheddar aged 18-years. Incredible flavor. And about half a mile down the road is a place that makes their own brie. Grab some other cheeses there, go to the smoker in Rockaway for some smoked salmon, and you have a wonderful meal in front of the ocean.

Better with two, but I may head down today anyway. OP, you give me the best ideas ...

Ngl, I stopped reading after the 5th word...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nothing is better? Nothing?

I mean.

We have a point.