Pink Orchid 2025: Story Event for Women-Centric Erotica - Official Support Thread

[StillStunned]

If I had a really filthy mind, I'd say something about less vibing, less rubbing, and more writing. But I don't, so I won't.

 

[Omenainen]

If I had a really filthy mind, I'd say something about less vibing, less rubbing, and more writing. But I don't, so I won't.

I admire your self restraint and purity of mind.

 

[SimonDoom]

I've cleared the decks of other stories and finally can work on this one. It's going to be a total departure for me. I'm looking forward to it.

 

[OffNSFW]

I was playing around for something for this, but I think I've just admitted to myself that it doesn't want to happen, at least, not right now. I apologize to my characters for endlessly rewriting their personalities and situations; that has to get annoying after a while.

 

[Omenainen]

I've cleared the decks of other stories and finally can work on this one. It's going to be a total departure for me. I'm looking forward to it.

Yay!

I was playing around for something for this, but I think I've just admitted to myself that it doesn't want to happen, at least, not right now. I apologize to my characters for endlessly rewriting their personalities and situations; that has to get annoying after a while.

That happens sometimes. However, the event coincides with the 750 words challenge, so it’s possible to whip up something small as a token of participation. Not that you couldn’t post 750 stories whenever, but you know. Two birds and one stone and all that.

 

[StillStunned]

I just took another look at the story I'd started for this, and you know what? Sometimes I impress even myself!

 

[Omenainen]

I just took another look at the story I'd started for this, and you know what? Sometimes I impress even myself!

That’s because you have such discipline and your mind is so pure!

 

[StillStunned]

That’s because you have such discipline and your mind is so pure!

Well, obviously. Disregarding the fact that I haven't worked on the story for a month, and the next scene will involve an aunt seducing her niece in a sweat bath. But at least I'm not vibing or rubbing.

 

[Omenainen]

Well, obviously. Disregarding the fact that I haven't worked on the story for a month, and the next scene will involve an aunt seducing her niece in a sweat bath. But at least I'm not vibing or rubbing.

What is a sweat bath? In a bath you just can’t see the rubbing, at least if it’s a bubble bath. Maybe they’re rubbing and vibing right under your nose and you just don’t know! Characters are sneaky like that.

If you’re talking about some kind of sauna variant, my duty as a resident Finn is to point out that sauna sex is heart attack material for anyone except the horniest youngsters, and even they better be quick about it.

 

[StillStunned]

If you’re talking about some kind of sauna variant, my duty as a resident Finn is to point out that sauna sex is heart attack material for anyone except the horniest youngsters, and even they better be quick about it.

See, now this is the kind of valuable insight you'd only get here in the AH! Thanks for that. I'll have to rethink this scene.

 

[MelissaBaby]

See, now this is the kind of valuable insight you'd only get here in the AH! Thanks for that. I'll have to rethink this scene.

So they do the sauna, then run outside and have sex in the snow. Isn’t that what you do, Omie?

 

[StillStunned]

So they do the sauna, then run outside and have sex in the snow. Isn’t that what you do, Omie?

It's a desert, but I'm thinking they get all sweaty and spaced out on strange witchy stuff, then do it in an icy pool.

 

[Omenainen]

So they do the sauna, then run outside and have sex in the snow. Isn’t that what you do, Omie?

Oh hell no even youngsters aren’t quick enough to not get frostbites from that. Well, maybe if they have boots on and do it standing up, but that’s like any other outdoor sex.

But, if all the practicalities are getting in the way of hot smut, then just write the sauna sex, who’s gonna know? There’s like three Finnish people and they’re too grumpy to point it out anyway.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Oh hell no even youngsters aren’t quick enough to not get frostbites from that. Well, maybe if they have boots on and do it standing up, but that’s like any other outdoor sex.

But, if all the practicalities are getting in the way of hot smut, then just write the sauna sex, who’s gonna know? There’s like three Finnish people and they’re too grumpy to point it out anyway.

That maybe true, but I'm sure Norgeanon would have something to say about accuracy.

 

[StillStunned]

But, if all the practicalities are getting in the way of hot smut, then just write the sauna sex, who’s gonna know? There’s like three Finnish people and they’re too grumpy to point it out anyway.

Nah, I've moved on to the icy pool idea. I'll even add a line where the aunt tells the main character that of course they're not going to do it in the sweat cave, does she look like she's twenty?

 

[Omenainen]

Nah, I've moved on to the icy pool idea. I'll even add a line where the aunt tells the main character that of course they're not going to do it in the sweat cave, does she look like she's twenty?

There you go! Icy pool though… well, at least they’re both women. I’m assuming even you southern people know what happens to male genitalia in cold water.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Oh hell no even youngsters aren’t quick enough to not get frostbites from that. Well, maybe if they have boots on and do it standing up, but that’s like any other outdoor sex.

But, if all the practicalities are getting in the way of hot smut, then just write the sauna sex, who’s gonna know? There’s like three Finnish people and they’re too grumpy to point it out anyway.

Well, I've heard the Swedes can do it...

 

[StillStunned]

There you go! Icy pool though… well, at least they’re both women. I’m assuming even you southern people know what happens to male genitalia in cold water.

It depends on the state of the genitalia going into the water, I think.

But yes, I don't think I'd write it with a male character participating. As it is, I think it might make for an interesting series of sensations, as long as I can make it work.

 

[MelissaBaby]

There you go! Icy pool though… well, at least they’re both women. I’m assuming even you southern people know what happens to male genitalia in cold water.

In America, we all watched Seinfeld..

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[ElectricBlue]

It depends on the state of the genitalia going into the water, I think.

But yes, I don't think I'd write it with a male character participating. As it is, I think it might make for an interesting series of sensations, as long as I can make it work.

Trust me, temperature trumps intent, every time. If the water is cold enough, it's like a cake with no baking powder, bread with no yeast. It ain't ever going to rise.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

But, if all the practicalities are getting in the way of hot smut, then just write the sauna sex, who’s gonna know? There’s like three Finnish people and they’re too grumpy to point it out anyway.

I'm tempted to write more sauna sex, just to wind you up! (My 2023 Pink Orchid story Meaningless Kisses mostly took place at a lesbian sauna night - and Omen did point out how this was anathema to Finns...)

And I like saunas, the naked bodies, clean bare skin, the happy warmth...

 

[ArdentHemingway]

saunas, the naked bodies, clean bare skin, the happy warmth...

These are a few of my favorite things...

 

[Rustyoznail]

There you go! Icy pool though… well, at least they’re both women. I’m assuming even you southern people know what happens to male genitalia in cold water.

We call that spanner water - it tightens the nuts.

 

[Omenainen]

Well, I've heard the Swedes can do it...

Stop yanking my chain!

I’ve heard stories from “saunas” abroad where temperature is very moderate and it’s forbidden to do löyly (throwing water on the kiuas/stove). I’m sure in those kinds of lukewarm closets it’s possible to do some sweaty mambo and not expire. But, I am sure the Swedes can do sauna properly.

 

[Omenainen]

I'm tempted to write more sauna sex, just to wind you up! (My 2023 Pink Orchid story Meaningless Kisses mostly took place at a lesbian sauna night - and Omen did point out how this was anathema to Finns...)

And I like saunas, the naked bodies, clean bare skin, the happy warmth...

Will this include kinky British scientists? You could have them discuss the heat stroke aspects while they’re doing it!