Sex & Shenanigans

When you can't remember the title of the film Falling Down but "Michael Douglas is having a bad day" is a legit search phrase.
 
If you could design your perfect sexual partner … what things / traits would you include?
Exactly as he is, but close enough to touch.

…I mean it would be great if he wanted to breed me and/or was closer to my age so I don’t have to die alone, but would happily take him exactly how he is, but close enough to touch. I’m just going to have to insist he stays healthy enough to be a gentleman and let me go first 😜
 
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