Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Seriously, you pull this shit on me and I'll throw you off a roof. No I will not calm down.

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"You get what you get and you don't make a fuss!"

My HR guy was not amused.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

No, I’m the kind that will say “I was asked to come up here and say a few words, so ‘a few words’ thank you!” *turns to leave stage before coming back* “but seriously…” (literally did this in the past week)

See this would win me over. If I was in this situation I'd open with "I'm about fill your brain vag with some knowledge wang." Which is why they never ask me to do that kind of shit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No, I’m the kind that will say “I was asked to come up here and say a few words, so ‘a few words’ thank you!” *turns to leave stage before coming back* “but seriously…” (literally did this in the past week)

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

 

[morelikeasong]

"You get what you get and you don't make a fuss!"

My HR guy was not amused.

I’m making a fuss because that phrase is supposed to end with “don’t get upset” or “don’t pitch a fit!”
Fuss does not rhyme… Was that why he wasn’t amused?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m making a fuss because that phrase is supposed to end with “don’t get upset” or “don’t pitch a fit!”
Fuss does not rhyme… Was that why he wasn’t amused?

Apparently my kid's kindergarten was more into free verse. Dylan Thomas would've approved.

I think he was less amused by me yelling it at a guest speaker...

 

[hotoldrguy]

I mean… you asked for it!!

Covered
Uncovered?
Trick-or-treat?

DAMN!! I am coming to your house for Trick or Treat!!!!!

 

[Bry1313]

I don’t open this thread for two days……..

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, I’m the kind that will say “I was asked to come up here and say a few words, so ‘a few words’ thank you!” *turns to leave stage before coming back* “but seriously…” (literally did this in the past week)

this tracks.

 

[hotoldrguy]

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[crazychemgirl]

I mean… you asked for it!!

Covered
Uncovered?
Trick-or-treat?

I think I have a new favourite poster.

 

[Madhatter02]

I mean… you asked for it!!

Covered
Uncovered?
Trick-or-treat?

Can we pick what what we want

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[MidwestPrincess23]

Can we pick what what we want

Well of course!

 

[LostHorizon]

Can we pick what what we want

I know what I want

 

[SWR101]

Well of course!

I want the left Reese’s Cup

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Qky75]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

PB&J on the cheapest, softest white bread I can find is mine

I agree except I have to toast mine.
Which jelly though?
Grape is a classic, but I love the strawberry.

Raspberry for me. I love grape too though.

BLUEBERRY

Home made strawberry, raspberry, or marrionberry.

Have you guys ever tried boysenberry jam though? The flavor is like a cross between raspberries and blackberries, but somehow so much better! Knott’s Berry Farm (So Cal theme park that started out as an actual functioning berry farm) used to sell a variety of preserves and marmalades and jams, including boysenberry (with or without seeds), but Smuckers bought them out and killed the entire product line a few years ago. Other brands of boysenberry jam can still be found online though. Strawberry preserves are my second choice.

I saw this caramelized onion grilled cheese that looked sooo good. I can't wait to try it when I have some good bread and enough time to caramelize onions.

Did you ever try Elbows that used to be in the same shopping center as Target near LCC? They had sooo many great variations on mac n cheese and grilled cheese / paninis. I think I had one with bacon, caramelized onion jam and…I want to say possibly a mix of havarti and either white cheddar or smoked Gouda? Pretty much everything I tried there was drool-worthy though! I didn’t live in the area when they were here and am sad they’re gone now

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Have you guys ever tried boysenberry jam though? The flavor is like a cross between raspberries and blackberries, but somehow so much better! Knott’s Berry Farm (So Cal theme park that started out as an actual functioning berry farm) used to sell a variety of preserves and marmalades and jams, including boysenberry (with or without seeds), but Smuckers bought them out and killed the entire product line a few years ago. Other brands of boysenberry jam can still be found online though. Strawberry preserves are my second choice.

Boysenberries are AMAZING! The only ones I like better are huckleberries. One of the things I miss from living out West!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Seriously, you pull this shit on me and I'll throw you off a roof. No I will not calm down.

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Ughhh…so the pastor that spoke at my brother’s funeral (his uncle, not mine) kept saying “HELLO?!” when there was no response during his speech. It annoyed me to no end. We were fucking grieving, it was not a call and response type of audience! He baptized me when I was younger, but I absolutely do not want him speaking at my funeral if he outlives me.

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Garfield is my spirit animal and I used to have 4 of those as a kid!

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Boysenberries are AMAZING! The only ones I like better are huckleberries. One of the things I miss from living out West!

I’ve never had huckleberries, but @UnquietDreams made them sound SO good when he went to the huckleberry festival a couple months or so ago

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you guys ever tried boysenberry jam though? The flavor is like a cross between raspberries and blackberries, but somehow so much better!

Marrionberries, an Oregon varietal, has a very similar flavor to boysenberries. They are both fantastic.

Oh, huckleberry jam with peanut butter is lovely.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ughhh…so the pastor that spoke at my brother’s funeral (his uncle, not mine) kept saying “HELLO?!” when there was no response during his speech. It annoyed me to no end. We were fucking grieving, it was not a call and response type of audience! He baptized me when I was younger, but I absolutely do not want him speaking at my funeral if he outlives me.

I am so sorry! That is utterly horrible, bad speaking style, and heartless.