Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

The Midwest they don't tell you about

You have half a big-ass lake. Cute

Water

 

[BrendaBear]

Our nearest ice rink is owned by Michelle Kwan, who happens to be from my hometown

I have absolutely no idea where the nearest ice rink is to me. I have never had skating skills of any type. Snow skiing? OMG yes! Roller skating? Ice skating? I am a disaster. And don’t ask me to toss something to you… the chance of it reaching you is worse than winning the lottery.

But, I went to a high school within walking distance of a mall called “Lloyd Center”, which had a nice ice rink. All these years later, that place holds a special place in my heart, even though I have never been able to skate.

 

[UnquietDreams]

'Full stop'

A period is when women bleed.
That's why we look at you weird.

Well.

 ONE of the reasons.

I tried.

How do you refer to Pablo Picasso's Blue Period?

I know he was Spanish, but I think you guys may have heard of him anyway.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ahhh… the homeland…
https://i.ibb.co/GQPnrrq/DSC-0748.jpg

 

[Wand3rlust]

I tried.

How do you refer to Pablo Picasso's Blue Period?

I know he was Spanish, but I think you guys may have heard of him anyway.

Erm. We call it his 'Blue Period'. That's different context to just randomly saying 'period' at the end of sentences.

It's called a full stop. Period.

*Hehe.... hehehehehe..... makes me laugh a little every time *

 

[UnquietDreams]

Erm. We call it his 'Blue Period'. That's different context to just randomly saying 'period' at the end of sentences.

It's called a full stop. Period.

*Hehe.... hehehehehe..... makes me laugh a little every time *

It's 530. Go to sleep, delightful and devilish woman

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's 530. Go to sleep, delightful and devilish woman

It's 4.30. Our DST was last weekend.

And yes. I should go back to sleep.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Erm. We call it his 'Blue Period'. That's different context to just randomly saying 'period' at the end of sentences.

It's called a full stop. Period.

*Hehe.... hehehehehe..... makes me laugh a little every time *

Also, on this side of the water, we don't usually declare our punctuation as we speak. Full stop.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's 4.30. Our DST was last weekend.

And yes. I should go back to sleep.

Crap, now you're making me do different calculations. I just got used to 8 hours

We catch up soon.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It's 530. Go to sleep, delightful and devilish woman

Telling an insomniac to go to sleep is never a good idea

 

[TXRafe]

Telling an insomniac to go to sleep is never a good idea

let's just calm down...oh wait...probably shouldn't do that either...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Telling an insomniac to go to sleep is never a good idea

It's 4.30. Our DST was last weekend.

And yes. I should go back to sleep.

Fine, wank and see if that puts you to rest.

Better, Kitty_my_Heart?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It's 530. Go to sleep, delightful and devilish woman

let's just calm down...oh wait...probably shouldn't do that either...

You guys must really like playing the “will this get me bitten or will this get me stabbed?” game!

 

[TXRafe]

You guys must really like playing the “will this get me bitten or will this get me stabbed?” game!

wait, why does that sound really fun?

 

[UnquietDreams]

You guys must really like playing the “will this get me bitten or will this get me stabbed?” game!

You know I don't mind getting bitten...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fine, wank and see if that puts you to rest.

Better, Kitty_my_Heart?

I mean.

Ok.

Sounds like a plan.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fine, wank and see if that puts you to rest.

Better, Kitty_my_Heart?

Slightly better, but a true gentleman would have offered to help a lady release some tension

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

wait, why does that sound really fun?

You know I don't mind getting bitten...

You guys did see the part where there’s a chance of getting stabbed, right?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Slightly better, but a true gentleman would have offered to help a lady release some tension

Oh, that offer has been standing open for a while. For either of you.

 

[TXRafe]

You guys did see the part where there’s a chance of getting stabbed, right?

that wasn't a euphemism? oh....

 

[UnquietDreams]

You guys did see the part where there’s a chance of getting stabbed, right?

Well, what fun is a game without a little danger.

And it would not be the first time I was stabbed by a beautiful woman.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh, that offer has been standing open for a while. For either of you.

Good to know!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Well, what fun is a game without a little danger.

And it would not be the first time I was stabbed by a beautiful woman.

Ummmm…story time?!?

 

[BrendaBear]

You guys did see the part where there’s a chance of getting stabbed, right?

I love that you didn’t bother with “clawed in so may places you will wish you were dead”… right to “stabbed”.

Kitty is all… having 10 or 12 long scratches, possibly infected with who knows what is pretty awful… but I am going to go with a shiv in your neck instead. Just, to make sure you get my feelings on the issue….

 

[UnquietDreams]

So I get home exhausted. Long day -- Wednesdays always are, with the second job to pay for kid's college. And said kid is parked in my space. We have one assigned space at the apartment, so whoever gets home first grabs one of the free parking spots. Nope, she parked in my spot. And hey, she is supposed to be at her mother's tonight! So I have to turn around and drive out to find a free space. When she was parked, it wasn't raining. Now it is pouring. I am tired, cold, and soaked when I get to the door. She and I have had this discussion before. I am pretty pissed off, so we are going to have words when I get in. Well, I am going to have words at least.

And she is crashed out hard on the couch with the TV going. Dammit. I go to my room, grab my extra blanket and put it over her, and now I am tiptoeing around the apartment. Kids...