Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

Happy Halloween! It's my favorite day ever and it's raining out where I am. I call bullshit. So I'm extending Halloween until New Year's.

 

[LostHorizon]

Okay, you all know my love for frozen potatoes…
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They may be ribbed but they are also mushy.

There’s no pleasure in ribbed mush.

 

[vagrantx]

So I'm extending Halloween until New Year's.

Bring back Krampus for Kristmas!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Gruss_vom_Krampus.jpg

 

[Bry1313]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Help! I was sitting here listening to the year of the cat, and my SO comes in and drops a "ooo I love the pet shop boys, what song is this?"

...

Now I can't un-hear it. Al Stewart and Neil Tennant sound like the same person. What the hell? Are they? Is this like when I found out that the dude from Blur is the one behind Gorillaz??

Al Stewart
Neil Tennant

 

[Lmizzler]

Bring back Krampus for Kristmas!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Gruss_vom_Krampus.jpg

There is a Krampus thread on here. I’ll find it and tag you. So fun!

 

[darkelf9]

Halloween is the only day in the year where children can go to a strangers house for candy. You try that on any other day of the year and you're getting arrested.

It was reported that 1 in 5 Aussies celebrate Halloween. What they really mean is 4 in 5 don't cause it's not our holiday. If most people don't do something why is that the statistic they never report.

 

[darkelf9]

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You mean it was your bus.

 

[Qky75]

5.3/4 people don't understand fractions.

 

[Bry1313]

There is a Krampus thread on here. I’ll find it and tag you. So fun!

My kind of early Christmas celebration

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nothing says “I’m going to have an awful day” … quite like,

Banging my shin on the edge of the spare bedroom bed.


THEN … a few minutes later


Dropping a 3/4 full jar of blueberry jam on the tile floor in the kitchen.

Today is the day the veil between this world and the various Otherworlds is thinnest. And you're obviously pissed something off. Maybe a ghost, maybe The Good Neighbors. Knowing you, maybe both.

Wear your clothes inside out so they don't recognize you. Put a spring of rowan behind your ear. Wear something red. Smudge with cedar and sage. Put out a bowl of cream and a chunk of fresh baked bread on your doorstep.

If that doesn't work, well, things get weird....

 

[darkelf9]

5.3/4 people don't understand fractions.

Wait till they find out they have 1.2 kids according to the bureau of statistics.

 

[Qky75]

Wait till they find out they have 1.2 kids according to the bureau of statistics.

Yes, how frightening would that .2 kid look. Yikes

 

[darkelf9]

Today is the day the veil between this world and the various Otherworlds is thinnest. And you're obviously pissed something off. Maybe a ghost, maybe The Good Neighbors. Knowing you, maybe both.

Wear your clothes inside out so they don't recognize you. Put a spring of rowan behind your ear. Wear something red. Smudge with cedar and sage. Put out a bowl of cream and a chunk of fresh baked bread on your doorstep.

If that doesn't work, well, things get weird....

yeah nah......just do it the way we do it here in Aussie land, just tell them to fuck off....."get fucked ya cunt"....see that's all it takes. Economy of effort....maximum result.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s news that people are boring and hate fun too. Just saying.

 

[darkelf9]

Yes, how frightening would that .2 kid look. Yikes

Well apparently they exist, I mean the govt publishes this stuff. Then again I suppose they eat less and clothes shopping must be a breeze. You'd only need one shoe.

 

[Qky75]

Well apparently they exist, I mean the govt publishes this stuff. Then again I suppose they eat less and clothes shopping must be a breeze. You'd only need one shoe.

You presume that .2 included a foot.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Today is the day the veil between this world and the various Otherworlds is thinnest. And you're obviously pissed something off. Maybe a ghost, maybe The Good Neighbors. Knowing you, maybe both.

Wear your clothes inside out so they don't recognize you. Put a spring of rowan behind your ear. Wear something red. Smudge with cedar and sage. Put out a bowl of cream and a chunk of fresh baked bread on your doorstep.

If that doesn't work, well, things get weird....

Well I’ve already failed at 99% of that .., what’s next?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You presume that .2 included a foot.

 

[darkelf9]

It’s news that people are boring and hate fun too. Just saying.

Boring people can be fun, they just define it differently.

 

[darkelf9]

Well I’ve already failed at 99% of that .., what’s next?

try the other 1%

 

[crazychemgirl]

try the other 1%

Lame.

Try again.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nothing says “I’m going to have an awful day” … quite like,

Banging my shin on the edge of the spare bedroom bed.


THEN … a few minutes later


Dropping a 3/4 full jar of blueberry jam on the tile floor in the kitchen.

Time to jump back into bed
https://media.tenor.com/v0Yewq7_A08AAAAM/bedtime-imtired.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you ever been in a jail cell? It’s an awful place. The smell stays with you for days.

That snaps me out of any bad mood

True. Especially a small town Georgian jail cell.

Or do I have heard...

 

[hotoldrguy]