Sex & Shenanigans

[LostHorizon]

If Lit had a float at Macy's parade, I'd absolutely go topless then. You could probably cut glass with our nipples, so cold we'd be, but definitely worth it!

I live here and have never been to the Macy’s Parade.

If you all put together a float full of hard pointy nipples, I may have to finally go!

I guess that solves the question about the nipple status of the balloon.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

If Lit had a float at Macy's parade, I'd absolutely go topless then. You could probably cut glass with our nipples, so cold we'd be, but definitely worth it!

It's amazing how insulating a nice thick, clear coat of vaseline can be....

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Oh the best part about the parade is if you watch at the beginning it is so much shorter than when you watch on tv!! Now if there were glass cutting nipples on the float I’d be watching longer for sure!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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So uhmmm can I get a reimbursement on the studio fees then or what?

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's amazing how insulating a nice thick, clear coat of vaseline can be....

I feel like this statement is from experience

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I feel like this statement is from experience

*shifty eyes* Um, maybe?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If Lit had a float at Macy's parade, I'd absolutely go topless then. You could probably cut glass with our nipples, so cold we'd be, but definitely worth it!

Let’s be clear, if Lit had a parade it’d be way more Doo Dah and way less Macy’s

 

[LostHorizon]

Come to think of it, topless women and hard nipples is nothing special in NYC. You’re going to have to think much bigger than that

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I feel like this statement is from experience

We are talking fun glass cutting ya? Not a marathon run.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Come to think of it, topless women and hard nipples is nothing special in NYC. You’re going to have to think much bigger than that

To be fair the lovely women discussing here are much more interesting to look at than the typical NYer

 

[LostHorizon]

Is Lit taking over the Macy’s Day parade?

They should just have their own. There’s a parade just about every weekend in NYC.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

if im going to be honest being underneath in the float could be more fun that on top

 

[BrendaBear]

If Lit had a float at Macy's parade, I'd absolutely go topless then. You could probably cut glass with our nipples, so cold we'd be, but definitely worth it!

OMG! Your comment reminded me of something that happened decades ago in high school. This girl was talking away, saying something like “I had him all worked up! Girl, he was so hard, we could have cut diamonds with that thing!”

The eavesdropping guys sitting around us just about peed themselves from laughing so hard.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is Lit taking over the Macy’s Day parade?

They should just have their own. There’s a parade just about every weekend in NYC.

So maybe take over a business day?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Let’s be clear, if Lit had a parade it’d be way more Doo Dah and way less Macy’s

What's a Doo Dah?

Come to think of it, topless women and hard nipples is nothing special in NYC. You’re going to have to think much bigger than that

We are talking fun glass cutting ya? Not a marathon run.

To be fair the lovely women discussing here are much more interesting to look at than the typical NYer

I've only visited upstate NY, but from what I've seen the fact that we're all showered and well groomed puts us in an entirely different category than the average naked New Yorker

 

[LostHorizon]

To be fair the lovely women discussing here are much more interesting to look at than the typical NYer

I see what you’re doing. The women on this thread are great.

Go to midtown Manhattan on a warm spring or summer day and you will know what I mean. The lovely women here would fit right in perfectly. It’s not a competition.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I've only visited upstate NY, but from what I've seen the fact that we're all showered and well groomed puts us in an entirely different category than the average naked New Yorker

Well I didn’t intend it as a backhand complement … but that is likely true as well.

 

[LostHorizon]

So maybe take over a business day?

That would be much better. In June, during sundress season.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I see what you’re doing. The women on this thread are great.

Oh I’m doing nothing but adding some light hearted giggle material. I am a fan of NY and its ladies.

 

[MindYaBitness]

OMG! Your comment reminded me of something that happened decades ago in high school. This girl was talking away, saying something like “I had him all worked up! Girl, he was so hard, we could have cut diamonds with that thing!”

The eavesdropping guys sitting around us just about peed themselves from laughing so hard.

Not going to lie, my high school self (that i was totally 18+ the whole time...thanks guidelines!) took pride in causing diamond cutting status. It's akin to creating your own WotW trophy!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What's a Doo Dah?

Only the best parade ever! It started in Pasadena but I think other places do it too!

 

[MandaPandaa]

So uhmmm can I get a reimbursement on the studio fees then or what?

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Phew. Those things don’t come cheap

Hey….wait a minnit….

 

[MindYaBitness]

Whoever did the animation is definitely familiar with NoLa