Sex & Shenanigans

[UsuallyPresent]

Can I have the job of walking around in front of you saying "yazz flute, yazz flute everybody!"

If you got it, flaut it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, I have a friend who is also an alcoholic shopaholic. She loves to find out what will show up the next day from Amazon. Her favorite so far was an adult unicorn costume.

The number of times I’ve had to talk my wife down from a Narwhal…..



Absolutely nobody is buying the role reversal in that story are they?

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you got it, flaut it.

Well, I don't, but I flaunt it anyway.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I have the job of walking around in front of you saying "yazz flute, yazz flute everybody!"

You’re hired!

 

[UnquietDreams]

You’re hired!

 

[__Nathan1968]

It’s technically only ‘boob’, but one boob is better than none.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s technically only ‘boob’, but one boob is better than none.

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If we're being honest, it's just boob, not plural. Which is travesty, in my opinion. Showing one should give an automatic guarantee of seeing the other

 

[UsuallyPresent]

If we're being honest, it's just boob, not plural. Which is travesty, in my opinion. Showing one should give an automatic guarantee of seeing the other

They specified flag*S*. So if multiple copies are in play, 'boobs' is appropriate. IMO, ymmv....

 

[SWR101]

If we're being honest, it's just boob, not plural. Which is travesty, in my opinion. Showing one should give an automatic guarantee of seeing the other

I support this platform, when are you running for office

 

[__Nathan1968]

If we're being honest, it's just boob, not plural. Which is travesty, in my opinion. Showing one should give an automatic guarantee of seeing the other

Rule 34 for the win again.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Growing up in the 818 I have a different perspective than those from the 310 but yeah

Bayside forever!

 

[LupineOne]

 

[LupineOne]

I hate inventory!

 

[__Nathan1968]

If we're being honest, it's just boob, not plural. Which is travesty, in my opinion. Showing one should give an automatic guarantee of seeing the other

As a point of clarification, does your rule apply equally to nip slips or inadvertent down blouse glances? Asking for a friend.

 

[SWR101]

 

[MindYaBitness]

As a point of clarification, does your rule apply equally to nip slips or inadvertent down blouse glances? Asking for a friend.

I'm going to go with no, slips & peeks are accidental. If I'm dropping one side if my toga, like Ms. Virginia there, it's on purpose, and quite rude if I don't drop the other side as well. It's just good manners!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I'm going to go with no, slips & peeks are accidental. If I'm dropping one side if my toga, like Ms. Virginia there, it's on purpose, and quite rude if I don't drop the other side as well. It's just good manners!

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[dawn_of_night]

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Man, with moves like That you are gonna save the world one day ...

 

[__Nathan1968]

Man, with moves like That you are gonna save the world one day ...

Liberating the world. One boob at a time.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Liberating the world. One boob at a time.

Inspired by the oft-misheard Lynyrd Skynyrd lyrics:
'Cause I'm as free as a boob now
And this bra you cannot change
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

 

[BrendaBear]

Inspired by the oft-misheard Lynyrd Skynyrd lyrics:
'Cause I'm as free as a boob now
And this bra you cannot change
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

You know I totally could hear them singing that… and those will be the lyrics in my mind, from now on.

 

[MissRadiant]

Inspired by the oft-misheard Lynyrd Skynyrd lyrics:
'Cause I'm as free as a boob now
And this bra you cannot change
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I think I like your way better.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bayside forever!
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[LostHorizon]

If we're being honest, it's just boob, not plural. Which is travesty, in my opinion. Showing one should give an automatic guarantee of seeing the other

Apparently the one boob look is a thing with amazons. That was the look they were going for.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Apparently the one boob look is a thing with amazons. That was the look they were going for.

Yes, but that was a surgical removal, if I recall. Plus, they sharpened their teeth to points. I'm pretty sure if you got a good look you'd be running rather than asking where their other breasticle had been misplaced