Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

@BrendaBear well you know now who has yours. Good luck getting the halo back. I at least solved the who stole or had it.

Im pretty sure running a halo chop shop voids your right to have a halo

 

[LostHorizon]

Yeah, sorry! I brought them all into the shop... I got a group rate to fix all the broken halos!

That’s a business I need to get into. I have a feeling it is very lucrative. I welcome any suggestions for a name.

 

[LostHorizon]

Halo Helper!

 

[TXRafe]

That’s a business I need to get into. I have a feeling it is very lucrative. I welcome any suggestions for a name.

it has to be a bar and sex club with a shop in the back called Broken Halos...i mean...come on...

 

[MissRadiant]

Im pretty sure running a halo chop shop voids your right to have a halo

You suspect me, running the halo chop shop?

 

[Qky75]

You suspect me, running the halo chop shop?

Lol no hot tots from the great white north

 

[UnquietDreams]

You suspect me, running the halo chop shop?

Well, it won't just run itself!

 

[MissRadiant]

Lol no hot tots from the great white north

Well, it won't just run itself!

Phew not me, i saw kick back and relax.

 

[LostHorizon]

You suspect me, running the halo chop shop?

I’m running the Halo Helper Shop.

We sell new and refurbished halos, low financing and a 2 year warranty. Come on down while supplies last.

We also accept trade ins!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m running the Halo Helper Shop.

We sell new and refurbished halos, low financing and a 2 year warranty. Come on down while supplies last.

We also accept trade ins!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m enjoying the confessions thread …. So many dirty deeds

 

[LostHorizon]

I’m enjoying the confessions thread …. So many dirty deeds

Is this a hint that we should go there and spill our confessions?

I saw that earlier but I can’t think of anything I need to confess. That’s why I am in the halo business.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m running the Halo Helper Shop.

We sell new and refurbished halos, low financing and a 2 year warranty. Come on down while supplies last.

We also accept trade ins!

So… you are suggesting it is better to use a professional service like yours rather than just use some “Halo Helper”?

 

[LostHorizon]

So… you are suggesting it is better to use a professional service like yours rather than just use some “Halo Helper”?

Yes, I am licensed and insured. My work is guaranteed.

You can’t just trust any schmuck on the street to fix your halo. I’m a professional.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, I am licensed and insured. My work is guaranteed.

You can’t just trust any schmuck on the street to fix your halo. I’m a professional.

Why would you want to FIX your halo??

That’s crazy talk my good sir.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Why would you want to FIX your halo??

That’s crazy talk my good sir.

It's a good question. I took off my broken halo and sent it to the Halo Helper... We'll see if I put it back on once it's fixed. It might end up being a lovely memento of a former life in a shadow box - you never know!

 

[LostHorizon]

Why would you want to FIX your halo??

That’s crazy talk my good sir.

I am here for all one’s halo needs. Whatever they may be.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I stopped at the store today because we needed eggs. And wine. We always need eggs and wine.

Special on eggs, so I bought two 24 packs. I also got 12 bottles of wine, a twelve pack of beer, six Red Bull winter editions for drinking at work, and a lemon and a lime.

The bagger, probably 16, looks at my stuff and says “having a big party?”

I gave a deadpan look and replied “no, I just eat a lot of eggs.”

Kids…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I stopped at the store today because we needed eggs. And wine. We always need eggs and wine.

Special on eggs, so I bought two 24 packs. I also got 12 bottles of wine, a twelve pack of beer, six Red Bull winter editions for drinking at work, and a lemon and a lime.

The bagger, probably 16, looks at my stuff and says “having a big party?”

I gave a deadpan look and replied “no, I just eat a lot of eggs.”

Kids…

I thought we were having a breakfast party at your house tomorrow... was I mistaken????
*removes address from Google Maps*

 

[__Nathan1968]

Not eggs.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not eggs.

Winey (whiney?) waffles don't sound too good to me. Plus all the spare ass hair . . . *twitch* No thanks, I need fiber in my diet but not like that.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Not eggs.

I was definitely thinking eggs....

 

[__Nathan1968]

I was definitely thinking eggs....

I can make an exception.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Only my fellow shenanigang friends will understand. #dinner
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i mean, they are tater tot adjacent, but those are not tater tots...

I had chili cheese tots for dinner!

Well, the horns help to keep it level.

I always say the horns are there to hold the halo up

 

[LostHorizon]

The Helping Halo shop is closed until tomorrow morning. Goodnight everyone