I posted one with a similar sentiment (replace “a meme” with “art”) in one of the meme threads recently, but…yours has a monke!
On the bright side, “return to sender” is the nicest way of saying “go fuck yourself” I’ve ever seen or heard!
Well, considering my toys showed up, it isn't entirely a negative sentiment...
Stealing.
One of my packages was delivered to the wrong address last night. I don’t recognize the house and couldn’t find it on this block or adjacent blocks on Google Maps street view
At least it was just something inexpensive for myself and not something expensive and/or a gift I intended to give someone else by Christmas…and at least little kitty’s new toy arrived today 
Oh, I was a little stressed. Mine was a gift for me, but I think spent next year's toy budget as well. Black Friday...One of my packages was delivered to the wrong address last night. I don’t recognize the house and couldn’t find it on this block or adjacent blocks on Google Maps street view
I’m always stressed when toys are being delivered. Roommates and I sublet my dad’s old place after he downsized, but he still comes over to visit a few times a week and often brings the mail in
You bet I put shoes and a hoodie on and ran out to the front gate as soon as the delivery person called at 6-something in the morning! 
I love my kid, but there are discussions I don't want to have. Last toy I bought, when it was delivered, she was convinced it was her birthday present. No, no it wasn't...I’m always stressed when toys are being delivered. Roommates and I sublet my dad’s old place after he downsized, but he still comes over to visit a few times a week and often brings the mail in
You can tell her this one is my Christmas present
After a quick read it looks like the topic of recent conversation had something to do with stress related to worrying about when and where one’s sex toys are being delivered and who else, children, parents, neighbors, tenants, etc. may find out about it.
Ah. Thanks. I bring both of my toys to the dinner table, go out in public with them, take them to work with me, and even put them in other people's hands.
Me too! People see my toys all the time. They don’t seem to mind at all. Some people even want to grab them.
This approach with the ladies works for me all the time.
I asked a similar question at Olive Garden, asking for topless breadsticks and the waitress slapped me
I know, weird response right?I asked a similar question at Olive Garden, asking for topless breadsticks and the waitress slapped me
I suppose the peach was too obvious but creativity there is deserving of praise!
I mean, have you met her? (I have no clue what you’re referring to…
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I ordered a bourbon and ginger from a red headed bartender once. She asked if I wanted to choose my bourbon. I said I’d rather choose my ginger.I asked a similar question at Olive Garden, asking for topless breadsticks and the waitress slapped me
