Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Jinx!!

I was first!

 

[crazychemgirl]

At least like, $3

I’m sad now.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was first!

But I jinxed first so I win.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Id pay you $100. I'll throw $20 more in if you tend a fire while you eat your cheese

'm still looking for someone to pay me to wear sweaters & deep throat maple bacon donuts.

How much for this?

I’ll only take a 3% brokers fee sis.

 

[SWR101]

I’m sad now.

I said “at least” I’m just a cheapskate

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But I jinxed first so I win.

Goddammit!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How much for this?

I’ll only take a 3% brokers fee sis.

Hm... There's a lesson here about not buying the cow when you get the milk for free

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hm... There's a lesson here about not buying the cow when you get the milk for free

You calling @MindYaBitness a cow?!?!?

 

[lavendersilk]

Hm... There's a lesson here about not buying the cow when you get the milk for free

Your emoji is broken.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You calling @MindYaBitness a cow?!?!?

I'm just using a common saying everyone understands to illustrate my frugalness

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Your emoji is broken.

I'm waiting for someone to send $

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm just using a common saying everyone understands to illustrate my frugalness

Has that ever worked once in the history of humanity?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Has that ever worked once in the history of humanity?

A smooth save?

Yes, it works all the time. At least that's what all my exes tell me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A smooth save?

Yes, it works all the time. At least that's what all my exes tell me

 

[crazychemgirl]

A smooth save?

Yes, it works all the time. At least that's what all my exes tell me

Being frugal has gotten you ALL the wood.

 

[LostHorizon]

I’m sad now.

That’s just the loss leader price. You’re new to the market and need to attract new customers.

Once you get all the freaks subscribed then you increase the price to the string cheese lingerie fair market value.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wonder if @Mr_bogey was there when he was born?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Qky75]

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[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Let us know how that works out for you.

 

[Qky75]

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And for those size queens who need more perhaps try a zucchini?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I hate this world we’re created sometimes

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

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Yeah, I'm not doing this.