Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Don’t be terrified. They won’t be nearly as sexy as us Lit men.

Oh dear either you have t seen Vagrant, or you've not watched enough porn. We'll be just fine

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh no, I'm terrified for a bunch of sexy Texas Rangers in uniform to break into my house, and whisk me away to a tiny cell in a woman's prison where me & @vagrantx will have to find way to occupy ourselves...

Go on.

 

[Nicefella]

After being immersed in the law enforcement world for twenty three years, I can't help but mention that the highest instances of domestic violence in any one area generally correlates two, the losses over that area's team.

I can second this. My phone rings a LOT more the Monday after a brutal playoff loss in the following sports in the following order: hockey, football, baseball, and basketball.

Slightly unrelated question - do you still have your handcuffs?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh, please lord, forgive me for this one:

Incoming or outgoing?

@SWR101 , you magnificent bastard! I read your post!

 

[Qky75]

Oh! Way way better am I working answer!!

Just talked to another almost 80 year old lady wanting to know if it was safe for her husband to take his "viagree" part of me wanted to laugh at "viagree" and the other part was YOU GUYS GO!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Anyone actually WORKING …


Like I know those of us who are working are working but are you actually working..?

Does wrapping my kids' Christmas gifts while showing 'available' constitute working?

 

[Qky75]

Does wrapping my kids' Christmas gifts while showing 'available' constitute working?

Probably more than actually sitting at my desk talking to you people does

 

[MindYaBitness]

I can second this. My phone rings a LOT more the Monday after a brutal playoff loss in the following sports in the following order: hockey, football, baseball, and basketball.

Slightly unrelated question - do you still have your handcuffs?

Several, you want keyed or training cuffs?

 

[Nicefella]

Several, you want keyed or training cuffs?

Never keyed. No sireeebob. Never keyed again.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Never keyed. No sireeebob. Never keyed again.

Do tell, there's a story here...

 

[Nicefella]

Do tell, there's a story here...

I could tell you. But I’d have to charge.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I could tell you. But I’d have to charge.

So, there's milkshakes too!!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh no, I'm terrified for a bunch of sexy Texas Rangers in uniform to break into my house, and whisk me away to a tiny cell in a woman's prison where me & @vagrantx will have to find way to occupy ourselves...

 

[Nicefella]

So, there's milkshakes too!!!!

Have frozen diary beverage.
Will travel.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh no, I'm terrified for a bunch of sexy Texas Rangers in uniform to break into my house, and whisk me away to a tiny cell in a woman's prison where me & @vagrantx will have to find way to occupy ourselves...

Can I come?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Does wrapping my kids' Christmas gifts while showing 'available' constitute working?

I think it would depend on what you are "available" for.

On a completely unrelated topic, what are you available for?

 

[Qky75]

Can I come?

That's what she said

 

[UnquietDreams]

Can I come?

I do believe you would.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I think it would depend on what you are "available" for.

On a completely unrelated topic, what are you available for?

uhhhhh.... whiney coders to ask me questions??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does wrapping my kids' Christmas gifts while showing 'available' constitute working?

That counts.

 

[UnquietDreams]

uhhhhh.... whiney coders to ask me questions??

I used to be a coder. And while I was doing so, I was probably whiney (and definitely winey.)

I didn't like coding.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's what she said

over and over again…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Does wrapping my kids' Christmas gifts while showing 'available' constitute working?

I’d say so. But which one is more work?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I used to be a coder. And while I was doing so, I was probably whiney (and definitely winey.)

I didn't like coding.

Coding sucks.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Coding sucks.

Truly depends on the TYPE of coding though