Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

No other Grinch, none. There has only been one Grinch and two Godfather movies. That’s it

You’re the worst, you know that?

 

[UnquietDreams]

there are cold soups...

...though this still feels like a "fuck everything about that" situation.

Yeah, I am not into cold temperature play.

 

[morelikeasong]

Prove it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, I am not into cold temperature play.

You don’t get off sticking your dick in an ice water bath??

 

[Bbl87]

It’s only permitted if it’s miracle whip goblin cum

Fixed it with the correct terminology. Fuck that stuff.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You’re the worst, you know that?

No, no, he is right there. Also only one Highlander and The Prophecy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, no, he is right there. Also only one Highlander and The Prophecy.

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You don’t get off sticking your dick in an ice water bath??

No. I have to warm up my sex toys. Otherwise...ew.

 

[Bry1313]

You’re the worst, you know that?

I’m not wrong about either statement

 

[UnquietDreams]

You shut your whore mouth.

Oh, honey, I love you too, but where was I wrong?

 

[morelikeasong]

I think everyone has done this. It makes a ton of sense until the burning starts

I have masturbated in the shower/bath soooo many times and not once did I think to use soap

 

[Bbl87]

Or add some flavor?

Nah, Fruit Roll Up challenge is the way to go for that.

 

[Bry1313]

No, no, he is right there. Also only one Highlander and The Prophecy.

There can be only one!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, honey, I love you too, but where was I wrong?

There’s room for another grinch movie.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yeah, I am not into cold temperature play.

Never had a lady friend put an ice cube in her mouth and then suck your dick? It's an exhilarating sensation. I give it a 'well that's different' out of 10

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have masturbated in the shower/bath soooo many times and not once did I think to use soap

Accurate.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Nah, Fruit Roll Up challenge is the way to go for that.

Yucky. That sounds like a yeast infection.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Never had a lady friend put an ice cube in her mouth and then suck your dick? It's an exhilarating sensation. I give it a 'well that's different' out of 10

ice > pop rocks

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have masturbated in the shower/bath soooo many times and not once did I think to use soap

Well you're welcome. The rest of us have done the experimenting for you and can confidently relay that our findings are that it sucks. Actually it burns. Like a fire

 

[UnquietDreams]

There’s room for another grinch movie.

Nope, the original was perfect. The Grinch doesn't need a tragic backstory. (Neither did Maleficent. She was perfect as well.)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yucky. That sounds like a yeast infection.

Ok but hear me out …. Fruit by the foot as suspenders covering your nipples…


Someone needs to try this.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

ice > pop rocks

I never did the pop rocks thing. Probably because I'm still just in my sexy 20s

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope, the original was perfect. The Grinch doesn't need a tragic backstory. (Neither did Maleficent. She was perfect as well.)

BUT ITS SO ADORABLE!!!


Also that movie was worth it for Angelina Jolie

 

[crazychemgirl]

@UnquietDreams you’re disinvited from naked movie night where I watch the new animated Grinch movie.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I never did the pop rocks thing. Probably because I'm still just in my sexy 20s

It’s 100% not worth it … imagine shards of glass on your dick.

Also sticky mess.