Sex & Shenanigans

[Mrtenant]

You’d save us both a lot of time if you just told me how to turn you on.

Get your pencil and meet me under the bridge.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So you were running...as you fucked it?

I was running and I fell and impaled myself on a pencil. Thankfully the tip just broke off instead of actually stabbing me to death.


Death by pencil would be extremely embarrassing

 

[Qky75]

I was running and I fell and impaled myself on a pencil. Thankfully the tip just broke off instead of actually stabbing me to death.


Death by pencil would be extremely embarrassing

I think I read a similar story in the incest category....brother and sister or mom I dunno they all blur....

 

[Mrtenant]

I was running and I fell and impaled myself on a pencil. Thankfully the tip just broke off instead of actually stabbing me to death.


Death by pencil would be extremely embarrassing

Was it a Ticonderoga, Mead, or a Big Boy?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Was it a Ticonderoga, Mead, or a Big Boy?

#2

 

[MissRadiant]

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$120

 

[Mrtenant]

#2

Yea, #2's can be painful. Thanks for sharing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

#2

So in an emergency, if a Scantron test broke out, and you didn't have a pencil, you could use your chest.

You are a superhero.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

So in an emergency, if a Scantron test broke out, and you didn't have a pencil, you could use your chest.

You are a superhero.

Are we still using Scantrons? I swear my kid hasn't mentioned them

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are we still using Scantrons? I swear my kid hasn't mentioned them

the fucking worst.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I plan on getting a tattoo of the #13

Just so long as it doesn't turn out a 31.

I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if I could
It makes me wonder if I've
Never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad I haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
That's the impression that I get

Anyone else that cares to send me a birthday week gift … I welcome all the following:


Boob pics
face pics
Singing
A poem
a funny meme
A confession for my cave

I made 2 confessions. 1 wasn't posted and the other was... To many folks' chagrin.

*takes a bow

I deserve it…. So suck my dick.

Sure?

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$290

 

[TXRafe]

Are we still using Scantrons? I swear my kid hasn't mentioned them

scantrons were the best, something so satisfying about filling in those bubbles...just dont feed the answer sheets into the machine backwards

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

scantrons were the best, something so satisfying about filling in those bubbles...just dont feed the answer sheets into the machine backwards

I always panicked that I was missing a tiny spot in the bubble and I'd get it wrong!

 

[TXRafe]

I always panicked that I was missing a tiny spot in the bubble and I'd get it wrong!

that sounds right

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just so long as it doesn't turn out a 31.





I made 2 confessions. 1 wasn't posted and the other was... To many folks' chagrin.

Sure?


$290

You don’t seem sure when you end it with a question mark

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You don’t seem sure when you end it with a question mark

Sure?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sure?

This is exactly the kind of attitude I expect from someone who sent THAT KIND of confession to me.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This is exactly the kind of attitude I expect from someone who sent THAT KIND of confession to me.

So much for judgement free.

 

[morelikeasong]

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Damn I went to respond to this and realized it’s actually like 5 pages back

Well… $210 for me

 

[crazychemgirl]

Damn I went to respond to this and realized it’s actually like 5 pages back

Well… $210 for me

It was a hot topic.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So much for judgement free.

You deserve all the vitriol.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It was a hot topic.

Did it make you ranch?

Wait…no…nvm.

 

[morelikeasong]

You deserve all the vitriol.

 

[Mrtenant]

Damn I went to respond to this and realized it’s actually like 5 pages back

Well… $210 for me

Nice....bad girl

 

[morelikeasong]

bad girl