Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

The mark is right on my chest .. in between my boobs.

I almost died from a pencil.

No no, they drew the mark on her chest on Pulp Fiction as a spot to aim the NEEDLE, not to try and impale her with the writing instrument!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sidenote: I leaned the hard way that you shouldn’t run with sharp objects …

The permanent black dot of a pencil is my forever reminder of this.

I have one of those.

 

[Qky75]

Oh see, then that's a max score for me. I may have committed felonies, just never been busted for any.

You had to go there....sigh editing my score.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Here you go guys. Be careful around sharp objects...
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My boobs are NOT that big and also I hate red.

 

[Mrtenant]

Here you go guys. Be careful around sharp objects...
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You got one too? Bless your heart!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Practice being threatening?

https://voca.ro/1iZ5waoKs2bF

Eh? Still adorable.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You had to go there....sigh editing my score.

Technically it was because of @UnquietDreams

 

[Qky75]

My boobs are NOT that big and also I hate red.

Well... By all means correct me ... we'll be waiting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Eh? Still adorable.

https://voca.ro/11l3J8C7GQa7

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have one of those.

Right???

Fucking pencils.

 

[Mrtenant]

Practice being threatening?

https://voca.ro/1iZ5waoKs2bF

Sounds like you're flirting

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sounds like you're flirting

Do my Canadian specific insults turn you on?

 

[Mrtenant]

Do my Canadian specific insults turn you on?

You could have said "I'm popping momma's zits on a Friday night" in that tone of voice and it would have sounded like flirting

 

[__Nathan1968]

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$230

 

[crazychemgirl]

You could have said "I'm popping momma's zits on a Friday night" in that tone of voice and it would have sounded like flirting

Well now then…. I guess I know how to turn you on in the future

 

[UnquietDreams]

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$340.

I used to work concerts, so meet a rock star was easy.

I am going with "performed a felony," which also ties into "stolen something," "drag raced," and "wrecked a car" in one glorious, 15 minute span of time for $100. When I was 13. (There should be bonus points for combos.)

I have never pulled a fire alarm. What am I, some sort of degenerate?

 

[Mrtenant]

Well now then…. I guess I know how to turn you on in the future

Lmao, okay. Equating flirting to being turned on doesn't always match up that way. But go ahead, try it out. Promise I won't laugh much.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right???

Fucking pencils.

Well, that wasn't how I got mine...

I want to know your story now.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/11l3J8C7GQa7

You are an adorable fiery ball of rage.

I adore you.

 

[Mrtenant]

$340.

I used to work concerts, so meet a rock star was easy.

I am going with "performed a felony," which also ties into "stolen something," "drag raced," and "wrecked a car" in one glorious, 15 minute span of time for $100. When I was 13. (There should be bonus points for combos.)

I have never pulled a fire alarm. What am I, some sort of degenerate?

Clearly. Missed the bonus for having been completely irredeemable. Pay up.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, that wasn't how I got mine...

I want to know your story now.

I said it earlier …


Running.

With a pencil.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lmao, okay. Equating flirting to being turned on doesn't always match up that way. But go ahead, try it out. Promise I won't laugh much.

You’d save us both a lot of time if you just told me how to turn you on.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Mine is $190

$230 here

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right???

Fucking pencils.

I said it earlier …


Running.

With a pencil.

So you were running...as you fucked it?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I also just noticed how "Traveled outside the US" is now somehow on the degeneracy list.