Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Are they ever?

How dare you

 

[Bry1313]

Yes we are

We told her not to drink the water. That’s so helpful.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Pro tip…….you don’t drink the water

Yes. He’s very smart.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mail me some too, please

They're soooooo good! I don't know what kind of elvin creatures farm their weed, or where they source their unicorn dung for fertilizer, but that stuff just hits different. Seriously, clothes are optional when I take those. Take one before bed, by midnight I've stripped my clothes off in my sleep, and spouse is super extra more attractive than he already is, and every touch feels like it ripples through my skin. If I lived in Oregon I'd be broke & high 24/7.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are they ever?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is this the  male monkey version of clutching pearls?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I took a CBD gummy today and got decently buzzed. It was glorious. This weekend will hopefully be more of that.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

What's amazing is that I can come in here late at night and feel like the most clueless, dumbest mother fucker alive

 

[takingbacksunday]

enters awkwardly

What's that smell?

 

[MindYaBitness]

What's amazing is that I can come in here late at night and feel like the most clueless, dumbest mother fucker alive

We're all mad here, join the club

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What's amazing is that I can come in here late at night and feel like the most clueless, dumbest mother fucker alive

*Pat Pat.* That’s pretty much all of us, at any hour of the day or night.

 

[Bry1313]

enters awkwardly

What's that smell?

Sorry, having a 90’s moment and I put on Drakkar Noir.

 

[TXRafe]

They're soooooo good! I don't know what kind of elvin creatures farm their weed, or where they source their unicorn dung for fertilizer, but that stuff just hits different. Seriously, clothes are optional when I take those. Take one before bed, by midnight I've stripped my clothes off in my sleep, and spouse is super extra more attractive than he already is, and every touch feels like it ripples through my skin. If I lived in Oregon I'd be broke & high 24/7.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Sorry, having a 90’s moment and I put on Drakkar Noir.

Yeah I can't get Damn Yankees out of my head now. Sorry about that.

 

[Bry1313]

We're all mad here, join the club

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't know how to tell you this, but I am the party. Stoned or sober?I'm gonna have a good time, no matter where I am!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

We're all mad here, join the club

Any club that would have me probably shouldn't exist

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sorry, having a 90’s moment and I put on Drakkar Noir.

I don't care if it's tacky.I still love that stuff!

 

[takingbacksunday]

Sorry, having a 90’s moment and I put on Drakkar Noir.

My best friend used to wear that. He used to swear it's how he got women.

 

[morelikeasong]

 

[MindYaBitness]

My best friend used to wear that. He used to swear it's how he got women.

I probably would have made out with him in middle school

 

[Bry1313]

Any club that would have me probably shouldn't exist

Ok Groucho

 

[takingbacksunday]

I probably would have made out with him in middle school

I was always a CKone guy. Not sure if that would have made me make out worthy but my body seemed to work with it pretty well.

 

[Bry1313]

I probably would have made out with him in middle school

Take a number ladies, found an old photo of me from those days

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this the  male monkey version of clutching pearls?

Yeah….pearls….