Sex & Shenanigans

[LostHorizon]

You’d think but they are harder to find than ACTUAL unicorns IMO

I don’t know. I’ve never been to a swingers club. But there are ones in NYC that only allow women and couples. No single men.

Except Santa, they let him in solo from why I hear.

 

[SWR101]

Fine!

Men, we are having our own sleepover!

We will...um...

...drink a lot and complain we aren't invited to the girl's sleepover, most likely.

Probably play video games, eat pizza, and drink

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hello there…

Where’s my eye roll reaction Lit?!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

Fine!

Men, we are having our own sleepover!

We will...um...

...drink a lot and complain we aren't invited to the girl's sleepover, most likely.

No thanks,

I’m going to sneak into the ladies sleepover wearing a nightgown.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??



(Like in the Santa Clause movie)

A mirror that lets me see myself how other people do (could be curse or gift I suppose)

A real tangible thing … like a toy you never got.

The Batmobile set from the original Batman movie. I wanted it sooo bad. But alas it never happened.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No thanks,

I’m going to sneak into the ladies sleepover wearing a nightgown.

I think your penis tent will give you away.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Fine!

Men, we are having our own sleepover!

We will...um...

...drink a lot and complain we aren't invited to the girl's sleepover, most likely.

I’m in!

 

[Wriggle]

Oh .. if YOU come you have to be naked.

I'll turn up in a tux.
Bring drinks in just an apron.
&
Be naked when required.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh .. if YOU come you have to be naked.

Oh fine, if HE comes...

I see how it is...

 

[SWR101]

Where’s my eye roll reaction Lit?!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

That's me: sweet but wildly inappropriate

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t know. I’ve never been to a swingers club. But there are ones in NYC that only allow women and couples. No single men.

Except Santa, they let him in solo from why I hear.

I have heard that about most swinger clubs. Not the Santa part, but hell, if you only come once a year...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh fine, if HE comes...

I see how it is...

We need one man to “toy” with …


Might not be what you want.


Sacrifices are much better fresh.

 

[cactusjack0584]

We need one man to “toy” with …


Might not be what you want.


Sacrifices are much better fresh.

Pick me pick me pick me!!!

 

[MissRadiant]

Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??



(Like in the Santa Clause movie)

A 7 day trip to the Caribbean, drinks, food and airfare included.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m still in?

I didn’t reply to you.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I didn’t reply to you.

Oh right. Leaves room, my mistake.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??



(Like in the Santa Clause movie)

 

[BrendaBear]

We need one man to “toy” with …


Might not be what you want.


Sacrifices are much better fresh.

Right? Like a.... a... party favor.

Or a Piñata...

 

[BrendaBear]

My little brother had one of those...

 

[UnquietDreams]

My little brother had one of those...

I asked for one, did not get it.

Nor last year either. I asked again.

 

[LupineOne]

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Truth. Every day after work it’s straight into comfy clothes!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??



(Like in the Santa Clause movie)

A real tangible thing … like a toy you never got.

There goes my answer.

 

[LupineOne]

 

[UnquietDreams]

There goes my answer.

You got all the toys you ever wanted? You lucky dog!