Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Have you considered growing out your beard and working as Santa?

I hate growing my beard out. I tried this month, and ended trimming it back again.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stocking stuffers … check.

 

[Apisto42]

Stocking stuffers … check.

You turn me on with the weirdest things.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Informal poll for the ladies only:
React to this post with the emoji that corresponds to the source that provided most of your orgasms this year:
= yourself
= another woman
= a man
= a vibrator

So…in case anyone is counting, the score is currently 0-0-0-7 in favor of the robots

 

[Apisto42]

Survey says… yes

 

[TXRafe]

you have a partner, dont make me dm you, brat

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

you have a partner, dont make me dm you, brat

1) He’s 5,295 miles away and enlists the aid of the robots
2) You don’t need an engraved invitation

 

[UnquietDreams]

Stocking stuffers … check.

That's one word for it...

 

[LostHorizon]

If I had to make schedule......then my answer to CCG's question would be off number wise haha

If I had to make a schedule I would never keep to it anyway.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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So…in case anyone is counting, the score is currently 0-0-0-7 in favor of the robots

This is my surprised face.

 

[vagrantx]

Oh, I definitely love erotica. However, while that's a definite turn on, it's not necessarily going to make me want to flick the ol' bean.

Huh! Pretty much every time I find a new author whose work I like on here, I end up with rug burn

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Huh! Pretty much every time I find a new author whose work I like on here, I end up with rug burn

Similar, but different.

More akin to trying to start a fire from rubbing sticks together

 

[UnquietDreams]

Huh! Pretty much every time I find a new author whose work I like on here, I end up with rug burn

Sometimes yes, but oddly enough, some of my favorite authors here are quite reserved.

 

[vagrantx]

Sometimes yes, but oddly enough, some of my favorite authors here are quite reserved.

Sorry, what does that mean, that they are reserved?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sorry, what does that mean, that they are reserved?

More subdued in the sex scenes. OneHitWanda's "On the Simplicity of Words," or MelissaBaby's Christmas themed story from last year, "If Only In My Dreams" as examples. Outstanding examples.

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[vagrantx]

More subdued in the sex scenes. OneHitWanda's "On the Simplicity of Words," or MelissaBaby's Christmas themed story from last year, "If Only In My Dreams" as examples. Outstanding examples.

I love both of them! If you're into their take then you'd most likely enjoy Areala-chan too

For me it depends on the mood. Some times I want 40k words of drawn out romance, some times I prefer 5k words just going absolute ham on a single scene

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love both of them! If you're into their take then you'd most likely enjoy Areala-chan too

For me it depends on the mood. Some times I want 40k words of drawn out romance, some times I prefer 5k words just going absolute ham on a single scene

Oh, I get that. Hell, I write both, some sex light (or free) romance, some that fit my old tag: Detail Focused.

Edit: I need to finish a couple of stories, but I keep putting them off. One very sex-focused one is all done, except I am still working on the motorcycle chase...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Stocking stuffers … check.

Speaking of…all married men (or men with live-in girlfriends) need to make their way over to this thread, if they haven’t yet:
https://forum.literotica.com/thread...omething-really-naughty.1600047/post-97944780

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Speaking of…all married men (or men with live-in girlfriends) need to make their way over to this thread, if they haven’t yet:
https://forum.literotica.com/thread...omething-really-naughty.1600047/post-97944780

I see you, @UnquietDreams! I hadn’t even considered it before, but *most* (definitely not all) items mentioned there can apply to daughters too!

 

[vagrantx]

Oh, I get that. Hell, I write both, some sex light (or free) romance, some that fit my old tag: Detail Focused.

Edit: I need to finish a couple of stories, but I keep putting them off. One very sex-focused one is all done, except I am still working on the motorcycle chase...

I got writers block back in february and it still hasn't loosened up. I got a few poems out of me this year that I'm really happy with (an honest to god rule-abiding Sonnet just last month!) but the erotica just refuses to be put into words >_<

Have had a story in my head for months but it isn't coming together. Maybe next year!

 

[BrendaBear]

I once offered to get someone a recipe book from there… they didn’t get the humor there….

 

[UnquietDreams]

I got writers block back in february and it still hasn't loosened up. I got a few poems out of me this year that I'm really happy with (an honest to god rule-abiding Sonnet just last month!) but the erotica just refuses to be put into words >_<

Have had a story in my head for months but it isn't coming together. Maybe next year!

My output on Lit went down when my input in The Playground went up. Maybe whatever needs I fulfil in erotica I fulfil here instead? And romance as well? Or I am just a hack. I can go either way...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I got writers block back in february and it still hasn't loosened up. I got a few poems out of me this year that I'm really happy with (an honest to god rule-abiding Sonnet just last month!) but the erotica just refuses to be put into words >_<

Have had a story in my head for months but it isn't coming together. Maybe next year!

And I look forward to your story. To paraphrase a post I made in my thread: "She's a 10, but her stories scare me."

 

[UnquietDreams]

I once offered to get someone a recipe book from there… they didn’t get the humor there….

There ain't no party like a Donner Party...