Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

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You promised not to use my selfies....those were just for you

 

[crazychemgirl]

You promised not to use my selfies....those were just for you

I was referring to myself fucker.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I'm so fugly first thing in the morning, that my phone won't open. It's like "go back and get better beauty sleep, you rabid hefer!"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm so fugly first thing in the morning, that my phone won't open. It's like "go back and get better beauty sleep, you rabid hefer!"

Shut up. Dummy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shut up. Dummy.

She plays off like she’s ugly when in fact even her INTENTIONALLY ugly faces still are insanely gorgeous.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She plays off like she’s ugly when in fact even her INTENTIONALLY ugly faces still are insanely gorgeous.

I seen most of the regular faces around here and it’s fine to acknowledge no one looks their finest with bed head and drool stains. But ain’t none of you rabid heifers.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I seen most of the regular faces around here and it’s fine to acknowledge no one looks their finest with bed head and drool stains. But ain’t none of you rabid heifers.

rabid heifers… well then.


*changes tagline

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

rabid heifers… well then.


*changes tagline

That was fast too!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

rabid heifers… well then.


*changes tagline

Tbf, you might be rabid.

 

[Tallulah82]

I know now I've been stuck inside too long and going stir crazy. If I have to hear "Bob Burns - Scripps News..." one more time I might snap.

"Bob Burns - Scripps..." * Pop pop pop*

Bob?!? BOB?!? Oh the humanity! It looks like there's been a Sbloods drive by

Hey babes. I'll stir your crazy, if you want?

 

[Tallulah82]

I seen most of the regular faces around here and it’s fine to acknowledge no one looks their finest with bed head and drool stains. But ain’t none of you rabid heifers.

Thank fuck I'm not regular. I can make the claim to rabid heifer.

 

[morelikeasong]

I seen most of the regular faces around here and it’s fine to acknowledge no one looks their finest with bed head and drool stains. But ain’t none of you rabid heifers.

I actually think my prettiest time is the 10 min window after I wake up in the morning

 

[MindYaBitness]

Shut up. Dummy.

Seriously, I should record for you, my desperate attempts to open that stupid phone. Give it an hour and it opens right up

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thank fuck I'm not regular. I can make the claim to rabid heifer.

Shut up. Dummy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I actually think my prettiest time is the 10 min window after I wake up in the morning

Babe, the arc of you beauty never dips below luminous.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Seriously, I should record for you, my desperate attempts to open that stupid phone. Give it an hour and it opens right up

The fact that facial recognition software is stupid isn’t a comment on your attractiveness. Shit autocorrect doesn’t make either of us illiterate.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am just imagining how terrifying an entire herd of cattle with rabies would be.

 

[Qky75]

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[MindYaBitness]

Babe, the arc of you beauty never dips below luminous.

@morelikeasong

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am just imagining how terrifying an entire herd of cattle with rabies would be.

You have a point....
I'd take my chances with the decaffeinated ladies of lit ....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Babe, the arc of you beauty never dips below luminous.

No argument at all, but still...