Sex & Shenanigans

[AuntieDisco]

I'm so sorry.

It’s okay, you’re cute so all good

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Also earlier I was thinking of Cadbury crème egg filling ..: and if boner lava tasted that good I would never get married … I would be a one woman dick sucking machine.
I would find any and all available men and suck their dicks to completion every fucking day.

Wouldn't it still be easier to just buy a lot of Cadbury eggs? Or you could just suck one dick now and have the guy bring you 200 of them

 

[lavendersilk]

Wouldn't it still be easier to just buy a lot of Cadbury eggs? Or you could just suck one dick now and have the guy bring you 200 of them

I love the way you think, baby.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Wouldn't it still be easier to just buy a lot of Cadbury eggs? Or you could just suck one dick now and have the guy bring you 200 of them

Now... there's some logic!!!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Wouldn't it still be easier to just buy a lot of Cadbury eggs? Or you could just suck one dick now and have the guy bring you 200 of them

Problem solver.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm so sorry.

No you’re not.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wouldn't it still be easier to just buy a lot of Cadbury eggs? Or you could just suck one dick now and have the guy bring you 200 of them

But in my imaginary Cadbury creme jizz world …, the creme jizz has no calories.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

But in my imaginary Cadbury creme jizz world …, the creme jizz has no calories.

So, the Cadbury BJs would actually burn calories and qualify as exercise for all parties, no?

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok … I wanna know.

Is there a scene from a movie that you had a severe physical reaction to?
Like laugh, cry, poop your pants, or vomit..?

I pooped my pants during Into the Woods.

Thank you for giving me a safe place to be vulnerable @crazychemgirl Thankfully this is a judgement free zone.

All of the above

All 4? ew...

 

[AuntieDisco]

But in my imaginary Cadbury creme jizz world …, the creme jizz has no calories.

What about diabetes?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What about diabetes?

I assume it’s just taste and not sugar…

Can you get diabetes from too much boner lava?


Oh dear lord.

 

[Qky75]

What about diabetes?

Acquired Insulin Deficiency Syndrome?

Sexually Transmitted Diabetes Mellitus Type 2?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I assume it’s just taste and not sugar…

Can you get diabetes from too much boner lava?


Oh dear lord.

DO NOT GOOGLE that!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

DO NOT GOOGLE that!!!

here’s an article I found.

https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/swallowing-semen

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can’t help myself…. I have a Google problem.


Also according to TikTok if you want to get rid of the AI response to your Google search just add the word “fuck” to your search request.

*** can confirm, this works.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

here’s an article I found.

https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/swallowing-semen

Oh dear lord...
not as caloric as one would think - huh
also... 1 tsp??? That seems low

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh dear lord...
not as caloric as one would think - huh
also... 1 tsp??? That seems low

If only someone had confessed to doing a scientific study of ejaculation volume….

If only….

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Ok anyone got anything besides crying?!

I cringe and shudder during (and long after) the curb stomp scene in American History X. The sound haunts me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh dear lord...
not as caloric as one would think - huh
also... 1 tsp??? That seems low

Right???

 

[ShaneoD]

99.99% sure I would NOT be sated or satiated by just watching, and would need the guys there focused on me.

Also, it annoys me in gangbang porn when where are some guys just standing around stroking it, waiting for their turn…and it annoys me even more when there’s more than 1 guy trying to shove their cocks in the woman’s mouth at the same damn time. Me plus up to 5 guys seems like it would be the right number. 3 holes and 2 tits, every single guy there should make himself useful somehow

Thank Christ this Kitty wasn't posting last night, I never would have slept.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I cringe and shudder during (and long after) the curb stomp scene in American History X. The sound haunts me.

Yep … can confirm.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Also earlier I was thinking of Cadbury crème egg filling ..: and if boner lava tasted that good I would never get married … I would be a one woman dick sucking machine.
I would find any and all available men and suck their dicks to completion every fucking day.

Cadbury crème eggs are my love language

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok anyone got anything besides crying?!

This scene makes me awestruck at John Woo’s ability to plan and execute a scene?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

This scene makes me awestruck at John Woo’s ability to plan and execute a scene?

The sound mixing in that scene is extraordinary. Not something I normally notice, but it jumped out at me, even on my phone

 

[Qky75]

Also earlier I was thinking of Cadbury crème egg filling ..: and if boner lava tasted that good I would never get married … I would be a one woman dick sucking machine.
I would find any and all available men and suck their dicks to completion every fucking day.

Funny coincidence.......