Sex & Shenanigans

[Tallulah82]

shout out to the other people that would be completely fucked if they didn’t have a password app.


**she says as she spends almost 30 minutes trying to log into a website

I should look at a password app. I have a spreadsheet but clearly pointless if I'm not at home to access it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also I act like I’m gonna remember when I make passwords vs letting it “auto generate” a secure password like I’m not just gonna forget the one I created anyway and have to copy / paste.

I just plan on resetting my password every time

 

[SWR101]

I'm so fugly first thing in the morning, that my phone won't open. It's like "go back and get better beauty sleep, you rabid hefer!"

Fake news, false

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes. A very pretty person

 

[crazychemgirl]

I should look at a password app. I have a spreadsheet but clearly pointless if I'm not at home to access it.

I like how the new iPhone iOS finally just has a built-in one … I used to use a spreadsheet but then it was useless when I wasn’t at home… for awhile I had an excel app or had it on my Google drive.

Then I got a password app but you had to pay for it and I forgot the password for THAT and lost all my passwords.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Also I act like I’m gonna remember when I make passwords vs letting it “auto generate” a secure password like I’m not just gonna forget the one I created anyway and have to copy / paste.

Because that is based on a security thinking that is thirty years out of date. We created a system where it is hard for humans to remember their password and easy for programs to brute-force them if necessary. Then people need to write them down, which is another security breach, or use a password bank that can be lost or misplaced. (I don't miss working security IT.)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

PST is "Personal Satisfaction Time", right?

All damn day every day.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like how the new iPhone iOS finally just has a built-in one … I used to use a spreadsheet but then it was useless when I wasn’t at home… for awhile I had an excel app or had it on my Google drive.

Then I got a password app but you had to pay for it and I forgot the password for THAT and lost all my passwords.

https://xkcd.com/936/

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes. A very pretty person

I was just happy to have the gif for the rest of that conversation...

Thank you.

 

[Tallulah82]

I like how the new iPhone iOS finally just has a built-in one … I used to use a spreadsheet but then it was useless when I wasn’t at home… for awhile I had an excel app or had it on my Google drive.

Then I got a password app but you had to pay for it and I forgot the password for THAT and lost all my passwords.

Well. That snowballed.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://xkcd.com/936/

Exactly. It isn't a perfect solution, but it is a better one. I sent that comic to my boss every time I had to change my password every six months.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well. That snowballed.

Fine, you are pretty too.

 

[SmokingFap]

Foot fetishes are very common, and they think it's because the the the genitals & foot areas of the brain are supper close & easily get crisscrossed.

Even knowing this, I was still shocked when the very first DM I received on Llit, was a guy asking me if I would jack him off with my feet...

I'm the last person on Lit, or on this planet, to have the right to judge anyone else's kinks and fetishes. But I will never get the feet thing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I have so many thoughts and questions

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm the last person on Lit, or on this planet, to have the right to judge anyone else's kinks and fetishes. But I will never get the feet thing.

I feel like I should be snarky and explain the purpose of and how feet work...

But I'll refrain and be a good girl.

Fuck this is hard.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like I should be snarky and explain the purpose of and how feet work...

But I'll refrain and be a good girl.

Fuck this is hard.

That’s what she said.

 

[SmokingFap]

I like how the new iPhone iOS finally just has a built-in one … I used to use a spreadsheet but then it was useless when I wasn’t at home… for awhile I had an excel app or had it on my Google drive.

Then I got a password app but you had to pay for it and I forgot the password for THAT and lost all my passwords.

I have all your passwords. Don't ask me how. But I'll give them to you for the low, low price of only $19.99 per month.

And as a bonus, for just the cost of shipping and handling, I'll return all those pictures of you with that huge...

Well, you know which ones I'm talking about.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have so many thoughts and questions

View attachment 2461081

What the why?????

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have all your passwords. Don't ask me how. But I'll give them to you for the low, low price of only $19.99 per month.

And as a bonus, for just the cost of shipping and handling, I'll return all those pictures of you with that huge...

Well, you know which ones I'm talking about.

It only looked huge in the photo … in real life it wasn’t that big.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel like I should be snarky and explain the purpose of and how feet work...

But I'll refrain and be a good girl.

Fuck this is hard.

https://voca.ro/1jScdWYhx5eM

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hold on, putting that in my phone.

@UnquietDreams you're beautiful

 

[Tallulah82]

https://voca.ro/1jScdWYhx5eM

Don't make me wank in public.

Again.

 

[SmokingFap]

It only looked huge in the photo … in real life it wasn’t that big.

Nice use of a fish bowl lens.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel like I should be snarky and explain the purpose of and how feet work...

But I'll refrain and be a good girl.

Fuck this is hard.

It gets easier with practice.