Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

I seen most of the regular faces around here and it’s fine to acknowledge no one looks their finest with bed head and drool stains. But ain’t none of you rabid heifers.

I actually think my prettiest time is the 10 min window after I wake up in the morning

 

[MindYaBitness]

Shut up. Dummy.

Seriously, I should record for you, my desperate attempts to open that stupid phone. Give it an hour and it opens right up

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thank fuck I'm not regular. I can make the claim to rabid heifer.

Shut up. Dummy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I actually think my prettiest time is the 10 min window after I wake up in the morning

Babe, the arc of you beauty never dips below luminous.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Seriously, I should record for you, my desperate attempts to open that stupid phone. Give it an hour and it opens right up

The fact that facial recognition software is stupid isn’t a comment on your attractiveness. Shit autocorrect doesn’t make either of us illiterate.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am just imagining how terrifying an entire herd of cattle with rabies would be.

 

[Qky75]

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[MindYaBitness]

Babe, the arc of you beauty never dips below luminous.

@morelikeasong

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am just imagining how terrifying an entire herd of cattle with rabies would be.

You have a point....
I'd take my chances with the decaffeinated ladies of lit ....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Babe, the arc of you beauty never dips below luminous.

No argument at all, but still...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yes. That answer is always yes... only trumped overruled by ass

No ass....
That's a weird angle for me....

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Literally me:

 

[dawn_of_night]

Seriously, I should record for you, my desperate attempts to open that stupid phone. Give it an hour and it opens right up

Have you ever thought maybe the phone is sleepy????

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you ever thought maybe the phone is sleepy????

"Stupid human! GO BACK TO SLEEP! I am dreaming of electric sheep..."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am just imagining how terrifying an entire herd of cattle with rabies would be.

 

[Qky75]

No, I'm a horny perv, and I'm their last choice. They LOVE my spouse, though.

Guess that depends on how much lactic acid your arousal creates.

 

[Peter_Out]

Babe, the arc of you beauty never dips below luminous.

Ooh, do me next! Do me next!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ooh, do me next! Do me next!

Sorry the muse has fled. Maybe tomorrow. Around 9:35 A.M. PST.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sorry the muse has fled. Maybe tomorrow. Around 9:35 A.M. PST.

Hold on, putting that in my phone.

 

[crazychemgirl]

shout out to the other people that would be completely fucked if they didn’t have a password app.


**she says as she spends almost 30 minutes trying to log into a website

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hold on, putting that in my phone.

Oh you don’t need to wait sir. You’re a hunk of burning love.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

shout out to the other people that would be completely fucked if they didn’t have a password app.


**she says as she spends almost 30 minutes trying to log into a website

We build the stupidest world and then double down on the worst solutions.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We build the stupidest world and then double down on the worst solutions.

Also I act like I’m gonna remember when I make passwords vs letting it “auto generate” a secure password like I’m not just gonna forget the one I created anyway and have to copy / paste.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh you don’t need to wait sir. You’re a hunk of burning love.

 

[Peter_Out]

Sorry the muse has fled. Maybe tomorrow. Around 9:35 A.M. PST.

PST is "Personal Satisfaction Time", right?