Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh! Yay! I love new art projects!!! *sketches a few pages based on answers*

Oh, wait. Got it. *quickly tears out all those pages*

Interesting. *takes notes*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m already rich with love and adoration. The whole pie.

Mmmm pie.

But also I negotiated a royalty deal, of course

 

[TXRafe]

*poof*

for a few mins for @morelikeasong

 

[morelikeasong]

for a few mins for @morelikeasong

For me?? Thank you so handsome!

 

[BongoGal]

I think once or twice in the shower.

When I was younger, I'd make use of the shower, but now I have too much of a fear of slipping and falling.

 

[morelikeasong]

Mmmm pie.

 

[morelikeasong]

When I was younger, I'd make use of the shower, but now I have too much of a fear of slipping and falling.

Oh, never standing up. I used to lay down in the tub and now I have a built in bench! No slipping for me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

When I was younger, I'd make use of the shower, but now I have too much of a fear of slipping and falling.

For reals!

 

[ShaneoD]

It's one place I never have, I did in the bath once but wasn't overly fond of it

 

[BongoGal]

Oh, never standing up. I used to lay down in the tub and now I have a built in bench! No slipping for me

I could use a bench, for sure.

I haven't had regular access to a tub since I lived at home with my parents. I would get myself in the most preposterous contorted positions to get the faucet to stream water in just the right places. Picture a big clawfoot tub that has two bare legs in it pointed toward the ceiling. The door was definitely locked.

 

[ShaneoD]

I could use a bench, for sure.

I haven't had regular access to a tub since I lived at home with my parents. I would get myself in the most preposterous contorted positions to get the faucet to stream water in just the right places. Picture a big clawfoot tub that has two bare legs in it pointed toward the ceiling. The door was definitely locked.

I wonder if anyone else will admit to googling "clawfoot tub"?

It would have to be one that brings back memories of Racquel Darrain

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Do you clean on 4 because otherwise it’s a slam dunk?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Just a bit envious of people who can actually fit inside a typical home bathtub without having to fold themselves like an Army tent.

I haven't had a bath since I was 16.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just a bit envious of people who can actually fit inside a typical home bathtub without having to fold themselves like an Army tent.

I haven't had a bath since I was 16.

 

[ShaneoD]

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I'd have to go for 3, it's easy to romanticize snow but it's a bastard to drive on

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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3. Hands down. The other are wonderful too. But I could do 3 every day forever and be so very happy

 

[MrMakersMark]

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[BongoGal]

Just a bit envious of people who can actually fit inside a typical home bathtub without having to fold themselves like an Army tent.

I haven't had a bath since I was 16.

Our tub was huge. I can't even imagine how heavy it was.

Tubs have seemed kind of gross to me once I started thinking that I was sitting in me soup.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Our tub was huge. I can't even imagine how heavy it was.

Tubs have seemed kind of gross to me once I started thinking that I was sitting in me soup.

Mine have always seemed small to me.

If you are seated and eye-level with your knees...what's the point?

And then yeah..the soup.

New rule: Only dainty little Pandas should be in bathtubs. Even room for a rubber duckie.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

New rule: Only dainty little Pandas should be in bathtubs. Even room for a rubber duckie.

I'm not a dainty panda, but I definitely love baths. And rubber ducks. And bubbles. Can I still have baths?

 

[LupineOne]

I'm not a dainty panda, but I definitely love baths. And rubber ducks. And bubbles. Can I still have baths?

If it brings you comfort, why not? The world is too fast and judgmental. We have to slow down and tell it to fuck off once in a while

 

[MrMakersMark]

I'm not a dainty panda, but I definitely love baths. And rubber ducks. And bubbles. Can I still have baths?

Of course you can!
I don't make rules, I just say silly stuff.

A Woman in a bathtub is one of life's golden moments.

...

 

[cactusjack0584]

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Easily 1… as long as I don’t have to go to work the next day and shovel my driveway