Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Those dick rulers never are consistent though

Are you using metric dick or imperial dick?

I think you should consult the BIPM for the dick standard.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait till you add some of that sweet sweet concerta

Oh, sorry, I thought you said "concertina." Mia culpa.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Have to use the same dick!?

Well, then you have the show-er versus grow-er dicks, so the inconsistency is still there. Unless the whole world is using the same dick. Or if the individual just always uses the same dick. Maybe it's thoughts like these that had someone invent rulers at all

 

[LostHorizon]

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Well they’re all probably dead by now or to old to remember anyway so don’t worry about it.

 

[lindi_85]

Are you using metric dick or imperial dick?

I think you should consult the BIPM for the dick standard.

How many times do we have to say METRIC. Metric is far superior and in dick terms seems bigger which is what you boys want right

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, then you have the show-er versus grow-er dicks, so the inconsistency is still there. Unless the whole world is using the same dick. Or if the individual just always uses the same dick. Maybe it's thoughts like these that had someone invent rulers at all

Universal Dick:

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Universal Dick:
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This made me laugh waaaaaaay too hard

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, then you have the show-er versus grow-er dicks, so the inconsistency is still there. Unless the whole world is using the same dick. Or if the individual just always uses the same dick. Maybe it's thoughts like these that had someone invent rulers at all

@aussiegeekygal can correct me if I’m wrong but I believe current best practice is to define most weights and measures against a universal constant of some sort. A proper dick length should specify a time frame for light to travel. Probably the same time frame it takes a man to ejaculate after a week of abstinence or something.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How many times do we have to say METRIC. Metric is far superior and in dick terms seems bigger which is what you boys want right

I like feet!

Wait..wut? Are we talking about measurements still?

 

[lindi_85]

I like feet!

Wait..wut? Are we talking about measurements still?

I love that for you…

The reaction fits either way

 

[Tallulah82]

I love that for you…

The reaction fits either way

I return and all I see is @SalaciousMonkey22 causing this reaction. Yup, that's about right.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuck, I actually want to read that Weights and Measurements book now. I forget how fascinating this stuff is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love that for you…

The reaction fits either way

Thank you for this … it emulates my sentiments exactly.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I return and all I see is @SalaciousMonkey22 causing this reaction. Yup, that's about right.

Hey!

I mean, fair. But still. Hurts, ya know.

 

[lindi_85]

Thank you for this … it emulates my sentiments exactly.

Twinsies?
Your accent is cooler though dammit

 

[Tallulah82]

Hey!

I mean, fair. But still. Hurts, ya know.

I'd say sorry but I know you secretly love me poking you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'd say sorry but I know you secretly love me poking you.

Butt hurts, ya know.

 

[jason28053]

Well, then you have the show-er versus grow-er dicks, so the inconsistency is still there. Unless the whole world is using the same dick. Or if the individual just always uses the same dick. Maybe it's thoughts like these that had someone invent rulers at all

You’re overthinking it. The circumference of the dick X pi R squared plus 6” minus 8” plus one meter. It’s just that simple !

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fucking dick maths ….


All I want to know is … does it feel good.


That’s all the dick maths I care about.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Fucking dick maths ….


All I want to know is … does it feel good.


That’s all the dick maths I care about.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Butt hurts, ya know.

Need more lube.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Need more lube.

I kept telling her! She doesn’t listen very well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I kept telling her! She doesn’t listen very well.

Painal kink. Needs to be discussed beforehand.