Sex & Shenanigans

and I’m the post slut

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You just want to see my dick.

Fine...
 
Kids know shit. I don’t fuck around when a kid tells me about an animal, especially a dinosaur.
I agree. Kids know a lotta shit.

And finance. My son surprises me every day with the knowledge he drops on me. Turns out he has a demo portfolio with $10 million. He started with $350. I just bought him a a Barron’s subscription. I’m worried now that I may have spawned a Gordon Gekko.
 
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