Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

VITAMIN WATER!! IT'S GOT WHAT PLANT'S CRAVE!! IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!!

I did not see this before I made my joke in the other thread. Swear

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just a few months ago I posted this.
Today I get to post it again.

Who knew soap and hair could make the grossest things?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pfft. Desmond Dekker knew about them in the 60s.

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[SWR101]

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This was in the book I’m reading. Feels legit

I feel like this is his quest

 

[Bry1313]

VITAMIN WATER!! IT'S GOT WHAT PLANT'S CRAVE!! IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!!

If you need a break from all the sugar, just switch over to gluten free diet water

 

[BrendaBear]

If you need a break from all the sugar, just switch over to gluten free diet water

It is taking all my self control to not post a reply running with that concept of searching all over for water with those very characteristics…. But there is always people that don’t realize the reply is also a joke, and think I must be a moron.

 

[SWR101]

It is taking all my self control to not post a reply running with that concept of searching all over for water with those very characteristics…. But there is always people that don’t realize the reply is also a joke, and think I must be a moron.

I would like to think most of us know you well enough to know
1: you're not an idiot
2: that is exactly your kind of humor

 

[BrendaBear]

I would like to think most of us know you well enough to know
1: you're not an idiot
2: that is exactly your kind of humor

Thank you!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It is taking all my self control to not post a reply running with that concept of searching all over for water with those very characteristics…. But there is always people that don’t realize the reply is also a joke, and think I must be a moron.

Fuck those people.

Or don't because they don't deserve it

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you need a break from all the sugar, just switch over to gluten free diet water


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I only drink artisanal gluten free, cruelty free, free range diet water.

 

[TXRafe]

I only drink artisanal gluten free, cruelty free, free range diet water.

i prefer whole water

 

[UnquietDreams]

i prefer whole water

As I got older, I found that whole water gets a bit rich for me after a while.

 

[Bry1313]

It is taking all my self control to not post a reply running with that concept of searching all over for water with those very characteristics…. But there is always people that don’t realize the reply is also a joke, and think I must be a moron.

Please run a full marathon with that concept

 

[MrMakersMark]

Gotta figure out how to get these boots and the Vagankles in the same room together.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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This was in the book I’m reading. Feels legit

Every Canadian I know says “a-boat,” not “a-boot.”
Also, you forgot to tag @morelikeasong for semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gotta figure out how to get these boots and the Vagankles in the same room together.

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"These boots are made for fuckin', and that's just what they'll do..."

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

"These boots are made for fuckin', and that's just what they'll do..."

Why hadn't I thought of that?!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lit keeps telling me I have to wait before I can post again.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Every Canadian I know says “a-boat,” not “a-boot.”
Also, you forgot to tag @morelikeasong for semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction

You’re right! As usual.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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This was in the book I’m reading. Feels legit

I think people from Minneapolis or Minnesota say “aboot” more than Canadians..

Wait… where did Fargo take place?

 

[lavendersilk]

I think people from Minneapolis or Minnesota say “aboot” more than Canadians..

Wait… where did Fargo take place?

Mini soda I believe.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I can't decide if it's early enough in the morning to go back to bed, or late enough to take a nap. Either way I need more sleep.

 

[Bry1313]

I think people from Minneapolis or Minnesota say “aboot” more than Canadians..

Wait… where did Fargo take place?

Liiiiiiiiiies





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[crazychemgirl]

Liiiiiiiiiies





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It’s true … watch the movie.

 

[Bry1313]

It’s true … watch the movie.

This is the most accurate conversation of rural Minnesotans in film history. Only real issue is them in their parkas when there is unfrozen water on the ground. That’s light jacket weather, but the parkas make the scene funnier. But the “o” sound from the local rural folks is more the long “O” like if you stretched out the word sooooooda, instead of sounding like boot.

I’ve both watched the movie and lived it dammit. (Less wood chipper work in real life)