Sex & Shenanigans

[LustfulIntentions2]

So I had a favorite wagon as a kid. It was a fire engine colored Red Flyer. I played with it until it broke. My mother was one of the weirdos during my GenX upbringing that locked the doors, knew where I was at all hours, and was very threatening if a stranger even said hello to me. I found out much later that the wagon originally belonged to Eric; the son of my grandfather's boss. Eric was kidnapped, and had awful things done to him before he was murdered.....by a man that used to live next door to mother and (at the time 6 year old) older brother.

That is some Hitchcock level shit right there

 

[Qky75]

That is some Hitchcock level shit right there

I know right? Like I could've just happily not ever known about the connection.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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2C4... and now i want some right now

I bet you’re a tight grape

Back at you

Going to go ahead and use 'tight grapes' to describe fake boobs from now on.

oh no.... wait... you arent saying that because you think I have tight grapes do you

 

[UnquietDreams]

So I had a favorite wagon as a kid. It was a fire engine colored Red Flyer. I played with it until it broke. My mother was one of the weirdos during my GenX upbringing that locked the doors, knew where I was at all hours, and was very threatening if a stranger even said hello to me. I found out much later that the wagon originally belonged to Eric; the son of my grandfather's boss. Eric was kidnapped, and had awful things done to him before he was murdered.....by a man that used to live next door to mother and (at the time 6 year old) older brother.

Haunted wagon ...

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

oh no.... wait... you arent saying that because you think I have tight grapes do you

I would have to get a, um, better look to have a guess at that. I'm sure you have some tightness somewhere though...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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"Orange chicken, fried rice, spring roll, large Coke, no ice. Thank you for visiting Panda Express."

 

[crazychemgirl]

Going to go ahead and use 'tight grapes' to describe fake boobs from now on.

What kind of cake boobs are you looking at??

Also why are your incisors biting into them???

 

[MindYaBitness]

1B4

samesies!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

What kind of cake boobs are you looking at??

Also why are your incisors biting into them???

I, too, would like to think of my boobs as cake boobs

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I, too, would like to think of my boobs as cake boobs

Cake boobs would be a combination of two fantastic things. Just sayin'

 

[Qky75]

Haunted wagon ...

It had every reason to be haunted but I tend to be unaware of my surroundings in the living and even less ghosts.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I would have to get a, um, better look to have a guess at that. I'm sure you have some tightness somewhere though...

How much of a better look are you looking to get to find tightness "somewhere". Do I feel violated yet? No, I wanna see where this explanation goes

What kind of cake boobs are you looking at??

Also why are your incisors biting into them???

My incisors would bite into cake boobs. Right on the cute frosting nipples. Only because I wouldn't use my incisors on real boobs. Is this weird? Should I go?

I, too, would like to think of my boobs as cake boobs

the dream

Cake boobs would be a combination of two fantastic things. Just sayin'

Need some firm or very light cake. Nothing in between. Although, I'm sure you've already thought about it all

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It had every reason to be haunted but I tend to be unaware of my surroundings in the living and even less ghosts.

Well, the being completely unaware of your surroundings in the living is something that can make life more interesting. Probably. But, I mean, the ghosts. Do you wanna be aware or you enjoying the lack of awareness with them? Personally, I would love if ghosts made themselves known.

 

[Qky75]

Well, the being completely unaware of your surroundings in the living is something that can make life more interesting. Probably. But, I mean, the ghosts. Do you wanna be aware or you enjoying the lack of awareness with them? Personally, I would love if ghosts made themselves known.

Lolol ignorance IS bliss!

 

[BrendaBear]

Lolol ignorance IS bliss!

So is really good sex.

Just sayin'...

 

[Qky75]

So is really good sex.

Just sayin'...

I've read that....

 

[MindYaBitness]

How much of a better look are you looking to get to find tightness "somewhere". Do I feel violated yet? No, I wanna see where this explanation goes

My incisors would bite into cake boobs. Right on the cute frosting nipples. Only because I wouldn't use my incisors on real boobs. Is this weird? Should I go?

the dream

Need some firm or very light cake. Nothing in between. Although, I'm sure you've already thought about it all

Tight grapes & cake too s, sound like hors d'oeuvres at a sex club

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Lolol ignorance IS bliss!

Sometimes.... but my curiosity usually ruins my ignorance

So is really good sex.

Just sayin'...

I love your brain

I've read that....

Tight grapes & cake too s, sound like hors d'oeuvres at a sex club

I mean, especially if they are all boob related

 

[Qky75]

Tight grapes & cake too s, sound like hors d'oeuvres at a sex club

Panty fours? Antipastie?

 

[morelikeasong]

I mean, especially if they are all boob related

I won’t go as far as to say I’ve got raisins… but I definitely don’t have tight grapes

 

[MindYaBitness]

I won’t go as far as to say I’ve got raisins… but I definitely don’t have tight grapes

Right? Mine are pretty freaking soft!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I won’t go as far as to say I’ve got raisins… but I definitely don’t have tight grapes

Right? Mine are pretty freaking soft!

I definitely think mine are more like cake then grapes or like dough after it's been proved. I think I am thinking too hard about this

 

[Qky75]

I won’t go as far as to say I’ve got raisins… but I definitely don’t have tight grapes

Right? Mine are pretty freaking soft!

No raisin. No grapes....... Baked brie covered in honey. Ply it with wine and spread it on a cracker lol

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

How much of a better look are you looking to get to find tightness "somewhere". Do I feel violated yet? No, I wanna see where this explanation goes

I don't know, I guess this is a 'look and feel' thing? It's an art, not a science!

Need some firm or very light cake. Nothing in between. Although, I'm sure you've already thought about it all

I mean, I'd almost go flourless chocolate? Something quite dense

 

[morelikeasong]

No raisin. No grapes....... Baked brie covered in honey. Ply it with wine and spread it on a cracker lol

Wait… now you’re slicing into them??

I’m not sure I like where this metaphor is going