Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

if you want a detailed description… I could probably hook you up with the right person

*thinks*

You know, I'm good?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*thinks*

You know, I'm good?

Yeah we do.

Oh wait. What’s this about again?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Dog the bounty hunter...? Holy shit I haven't seen that guy in decades.

Love that Gif.

 

[Wand3rlust]

#builtdifferent

I mean, my curiosity is piqued. But.

Nope. Still good.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I mean, my curiosity is piqued. But.

Nope. Still good.

You've made the right decision. I'm sure you didn't want any more nightmares at 4am

 

[crazychemgirl]

*thinks*

You know, I'm good?

I appreciate that you had to think about it

 

[MrMakersMark]

Yeah we do.

Oh wait. What’s this about again?

 

[Wand3rlust]

You've made the right decision. I'm sure you didn't want any more nightmares at 4am

It's 3.17 am.

I just didn't want to have my inpending orgasm affected.

 

[lavendersilk]

I appreciate that you had to think about it

That's why she's the wisest.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You've made the right decision. I'm sure you didn't want any more nightmares at 4am

My 4am nightmares are the fact that my alarm goes off at 4:30am

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yeah we do.

Oh wait. What’s this about again?

My tattoo of 'abandon hope all ye who enter here'

 

[Wand3rlust]

I appreciate that you had to think about it

Never pays to be too hasty.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My tattoo of 'abandon hope all ye who enter here'

So buttsecks with you is hopeless?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My tattoo of 'abandon hope all ye who enter here'

Oh. She’s still good though. Despite your purgeatory

 

[Wand3rlust]

My tattoo of 'abandon hope all ye who enter here'

#twinsies

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's 3.17 am.

I just didn't want to have my inpending orgasm affected.

*ahem … feel free to think of me during your impending orgasm

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It's 3.17 am.

I just didn't want to have my inpending orgasm affected enhanced.

FTFY

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Never pays to be too hasty.

But fortune favors the bold?
The early bird gets the worm

 

[Wand3rlust]

But fortune favours the bold?
The early bird gets the spworm

FIFY

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So buttsecks with you is hopeless?

It's Dante. In iambic pentameter so it's super classy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But fortune favors the bold?
The early bird gets the worm

when my dog gets those her bhole itches too.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

FIFY

That spworm is going to be in my nightmares

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's Dante. In iambic pentameter so it's super classy

*Swoons*

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's Dante. In iambic pentameter so it's super classy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

*Swoons*

Also it's in comic sans font just as a cherry on top