Sex & Shenanigans

[MidwestPrincess23]

Lingering sperm is a bit rubbish. Isn't it totally not sposed to linger?

(I don't have any, so I'm not sure)

no idea - but this is all I can think of

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It lingers in other areas for a while supposedly.

up to 9 months sometimes

 

[Wand3rlust]

up to 9 months sometimes

I... I'm not sure that's how it works.

Again. I could be wrong.

 

[crazychemgirl]

up to 9 months sometimes

That’s some stale fucking sperm.

 

[lavendersilk]

I... I'm not sure that's how it works.

Again. I could be wrong.

 

[vagrantx]

up to 9 months sometimes

Congratulations, it's a spworm!

 

[crazychemgirl]

And we’ve cycled back to boner lava somehow

 

[SWR101]

*walks in, speed reads the last few hours*

… god I love you guys…

 

[Wand3rlust]

Congratulations, it's a spworm!

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'Don't worry, it's still wet!'

 

[Wand3rlust]

And we’ve cycled back to boner lava somehow

*looks around*

I'm in bed. And i don't own a bike.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I... I'm not sure that's how it works.

Again. I could be wrong.

I'm not a doctor, I can't tell if someone's been sucking dick by their bruised esophagus

 

[lavendersilk]

Congratulations, it's a spworm!

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Uh... not what I was worried about.

 

[vagrantx]

'Don't worry, it's still wet!'

It's from Paul Robalino's presentation on how to improve our bodies. It's hilariously gross

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm not a doctor, I can't tell if someone's been sucking dick by their bruised esophagus

Hey.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Uh... not what I was worried about.

If the sperm is that big imagine the dick it came out of …,

 

[lavendersilk]

If the sperm is that big imagine the dick it came out of …,

I'm good.

 

[crazychemgirl]

*looks around*

I'm in bed. And i don't own a bike.

I should be in bed ….

Have room for me?

 

[vagrantx]

If the sperm is that big imagine the dick it came out of …,

It's just the single one though. Wriggling its way out then writhing pathetically in an oversized towel.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If the sperm is that big imagine the dick it came out of …,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_whale

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_whale

Way to make it weird @deefalttwunnyfor

 

[Wand3rlust]

I should be in bed ….

Have room for me?

It's like 2pm or whatever where you are.

But of course. *lifts covers*

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's like 2pm or whatever where you are.

But of course. *lifts covers*

It’s 7pm … I don’t go to bed at 2pm … I’m not @Mr_bogey

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Alright, I'll try imgur then! If this doesn't work then, what you're missing out on is me in a cyberpunk warzone shooting robots with my lasergun!

https://imgur.com/a/kWtNbea

Did your gun grow a lightsaber?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Did your gun grow a lightsaber?

Dont think so that was the intent, but that'd be pretty cool.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Way to make it weird @deefalttwunnyfor