Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

that donut is melting …. I feel like I don’t want to eat a donut that is melting.

Oh but you do! ....the way the warm juice slicks right over your tongue?!? Sure it'll burn if you eat it too fast but blow on it a little....

 

[naughty_stories]

Imgur asking the real questions…
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Ok... a 24R??

 

[UnquietDreams]

I once cooked breakfast for someone naked. I say this mostly as a public safety warning, actually - hot fat does not mind where it splashes.

There is an important distinction between "naked" and "naked, but with a good apron on."

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dammit just as I was making my @Mr_bogey joke, Bry beat me to it

Anyways… lunch?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh but you do! ....the way the warm juice slicks right over your tongue?!? Sure it'll burn if you eat it too fast but blow on it a little....

What kinda donut you eating that’s juicy?!?

Oh….wait…nvm

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me and a girl I was dating were getting busy one day (cuz I'm charming, it happens) and she kept her shirt on the whole time. Perfectly cool and fine but I kept thinking "Man, she's kicking it Winnie the Pooh" style.

I just laughed coffee out my nose. You are lucky it wasn't too hot.

 

[naughty_stories]

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This Valentine’s Day ladies …. I’m here to help you with ideas

Nah Valentines Day means a long slow teasing session of Dining ... March 14 (Steak and a BJ day) is for this pic

 

[morelikeasong]

See, it's not me. It's giphy.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

See, it's not me. It's giphy.

It's you.
I'm just becoming more you

PS
Can I have your login yet?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel like your kink shaming my heroes

Oh, they are fine with it.

 

[Bry1313]

It's you.
I'm just becoming more you

PS
Can I have your login yet?

Someday your dream of being the dread pirate bogey might happen

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Peter_Out]

There is an important distinction between "naked" and "naked, but with a good apron on."

If you ever acquire a time machine, you can tell 23 year old me this.

 

[Mr_bogey]

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[Lmizzler]

Did she miss lunch time again?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Did she miss lunch time again?

He wanted to work

 

[SWR101]

He wanted to work

The nerve!

 

[lavendersilk]

This kitty deserves better.

He wanted to work

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This kitty deserves better.
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Hey baybeee. I'm still so. hungry.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That whole between is still sounding disturbing

Hence the removal of @OrdinaryPerson‘s axe!

 

[Qky75]

Hey baybeee. I'm still so. hungry.

Calling Oscar Meyer to see how I can be relabeled reduced fat sausage I guess

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hence the removal of @OrdinaryPerson‘s axe!

Wanna frisk me for it?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Calling Oscar Meyer to see how I can be relabeled reduced fat sausage I guess

Full fat tastes so much better though

 

[lavendersilk]

Hey baybeee. I'm still so. hungry.

 

[naughty_stories]

Did she miss lunch time again?