Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

I feel like your kink shaming my heroes

Don't worry Tig, your heroes are plenty kinky!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

It depends. Am I all tarted up, already set a scene, or are we having a casual conversation about toys and you get playful & whip out a perfect gun. One will feel like cold water, the other is super fun foreplay

Oh yes, absolutely talk it out first. If it's go time it's GO TIME. Leave the cold water for after when we need hydration.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Since when does messy bother you?

Youre embarrassing me

 

[Peter_Out]

Did you… um.. burn the sausage…?

Thankfully not! What can I say? I wanted to impress her with that part of the breakfast, but instead we ended up with her applying cream to sore patches on my chest. I suppose I should be grateful that I didn't burn my chest hair off, really.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I once cooked breakfast for someone naked. I say this mostly as a public safety warning, actually - hot fat does not mind where it splashes.

Are you describing me but not using enough commas???
Hot, fat, does not mind where it splashes...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is how I know you could never be Canadian.

I'll sing O Canada and drink maple syrup if that's what it takes to come live with you

 

[Peter_Out]

Are you describing me but not using enough commas???
Hot, fat, does not mind where it splashes...

A laugh, or indeed any kind of reaction emoji, does not do that response justice! Marry me?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A laugh, or indeed any kind of reaction emoji, does not do that response justice! Marry me?

Are you Canadian?

 

[Qky75]

......with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Pardon the squirrel running across my mind straight to hell with it's tail on fire.....


But is it just me who's most shocking point in that film was the prisoner jacking off and throwing his wad at Clarice? Ok ok the first movie but still....eesh

 

[Peter_Out]

Are you Canadian?

Uh... no... Does that make a difference?

 

[SWR101]

Uh... no... Does that make a difference?

She’s just trying to use a Canadian to get citizenship so she can be with @crazychemgirl

 

[Peter_Out]

She’s just trying to use a Canadian to get citizenship so she can be with @crazychemgirl

Oh noooooo!

Wait. I wonder if I could get Canadian citizenship...

 

[crazychemgirl]

She’s just trying to use a Canadian to get citizenship so she can be with @crazychemgirl

And possibly free healthcare

 

[Qky75]

And possibly free healthcare

And no

 

[crazychemgirl]

And no

Are you comparing my boobs to oranges now?

 

[SWR101]

And possibly free healthcare

A distant second for any sane person

 

[Peter_Out]

And possibly free healthcare

TBF, she'd get that in the UK too. After a long enough wait...

 

[Qky75]

Are you comparing my boobs to oranges now?

Oh ....umm....yes? That's a way better direction than I was going

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like your kink shaming my heroes

We know @Mr_bogey is a fan.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh ....umm....yes? That's a way better direction than I was going

I feel like oranges aren’t a good example …


I don’t know that anything is … tbh


When you have boobs as spectacular as mine… it’s hard to find a comparison

 

[morelikeasong]

Since when does messy bother you?

Youre embarrassing me

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is also @Mr_bogey erasure, according to published reports

Jinx.


Check yourself …

 

[Qky75]

Are you describing me but not using enough commas???
Hot, fat, does not mind where it splashes...

Phat?!? Like that makes a difference?!?

Brothers, a moment of silence for our fallen comrade......

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jinx

I already posted jinx.



Is your internet lagging today?

Or your brain?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I feel like oranges aren’t a good example …


I don’t know that anything is … tbh


When you have boobs as spectacular as mine… it’s hard to find a comparison

I hear good bread/roll dough is an accurate descriptor