Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I usually set it to boiling-hot... Can't have another person in there with me when I'm squirming around trying to cool off one limb at a time out of the water while lobstering myself.

Nothing sexy at all about sweaty floundering. But hey I'm glad you found something you enjoy

I’m with you … shower time is me time.

It’s my one woman concert while trying to stand upright and not fall on my head while doing normal showery things.
Or trying not to get shampoo in my eye… I’m a fucking adult, I should be able to do this by now (you’d think)

 

[Mrtenant]

In an attempt to distract ourselves from the “he who should not be named”


Let’s play some games on shenanigans… it’s been awhile since we’ve done one of these… and we have some new people … so here we go!


Questions to Get To Know One Another.


1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?

Probably the first time I had sex when I had zero experience except for some self- masturbation was embarrassing. Otw, not embarrassed.

There was a first time when I was drunk and someone's gf wanted some action. But I was super drunk and didn't have my head in the game.

But, the real first time where I was intentionally trying to get laid, was also with someone else's gf and I fumbled a lot, the AC was blown out in my house so it was hot as fuck. Just all around weird, but mission accomplished.

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?

Not sure on this one really. I won't eat man cum. My own or anyone else's. Is that something men do and is normal?

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?

Idk. So many things I wanna try and then what is actually achievable are two different things. Hmm.... how about wife swap? Is that kinky? Seems like it is a little.

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?

Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie making it all happen.

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

Lion. Mating season, let's go! 50x a day

 

[Mrtenant]

I don't know. Some do, some don't, like most things I guess. My view, right from the beginning, has been that if my partner will, I should be willing to do it too. It's not going to fucking poison you! Honestly, it's not a big deal.

See and I get that. Normal is such a subjective term anyway. Still. Not interested in eating man goo. I'll gladly feed it to my partner though.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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Need me to kiss your boo boo?

 

[dawn_of_night]

See and I get that. Normal is such a subjective term anyway. Still. Not interested in eating man goo. I'll gladly feed it to my partner though.

So you won't kiss after swallows?

 

[MandaPandaa]

1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?

Umm... I don't really have any embarrassing stories. I've only ever had one ONS. It was after my divorce and I thought I just needed to be fucked. I did... but not by some random dude. It wasn't embarrassing but I couldn't allow myself to relax. We spent the night together and I couldn't wait to leave in the morning. He asked if he could take me to breakfast and I said no.

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?

I don't really refuse to do anything - I like a sprinkling of everything. I'm not into pain at all though. I mean, smack my ass, that's fine. But if you actually hurt me I'll hurt you back.

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?

Hmmm... Nothing specific. There's nothing I feel a burning passion to try but if there's something I haven't tried and my partner would like to, I'll try anything twice.

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?

No panties, a restaurant, and a mystery man

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

This questions is always difficult... Probably some sort of cat

 

[Qky75]

Need me to kiss your boo boo?

Grabbing my cam....for posterity of course

 

[Mrtenant]

So you won't kiss after swallows?

Yea, not gonna split hairs too finely there. Presumably, she has swallowed and is not apt to regurgitate and share with me. Yea, I kiss afterwards.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yea, not gonna split hairs too finely there. Presumably, she has swallowed and is not apt to regurgitate and share with me. Yea, I kiss afterwards.

But the real question is … do you go ass to mouth?

 

[Mrtenant]

But the real question is … do you go ass to mouth?

For you, yes. Didn't know you were into that.

Lube up, I'll be right over.

 

[MrMakersMark]

In an attempt to distract ourselves from the “he who should not be named”


Let’s play some games on shenanigans… it’s been awhile since we’ve done one of these… and we have some new people … so here we go!


Questions to Get To Know One Another.


1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?
2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?
3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?
4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?
5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

1. Easy one. Caught in High School, in the library getting frisky with my girl by the Special Ed teacher after school but before ball practice. We intended to just meet up and make out. It had went well the 2 times before. This time we both got a little hot, handsy and carried away and ....boom. Fucker popped up like a little ninja and I had to go tell my coach and then her folks what happened.
Fyi, rapid blood transfer from dick to face creates a brain scar.

2. Probably. I don't know what these crazy kids are getting up to these days.

3. I don't know. Give me booze and then provide a list. In that order or I will probably wtf? you.

4. Hmmm.. dunno. This is already getting wordy.

5. Rooster obviously. They are the absolute boss. They look good. They're tough. They get all the hens and they announce themselves by screaming cock every morning and no one is offended.

 

[dawn_of_night]

But the real question is … do you go ass to mouth?

Nooo....

 

[SWR101]

1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?

Early as a teenager with my first partner, she had been begging me to go down on her, and I was more than willing. But she was very natural (read: very hairy) and I was very inexperienced, I had no idea what I was doing and kind of kissed it a few times, got freaked out, and ran away to get a condom for regular sex….

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?

Casual sex, I guess? I want a relationship, sex is part of that. Just a hookup ONS type thing doesn’t remotely work for me.

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?

getting pegged

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?

A long weekend at a cabin, no one around for miles, lake glistening off the back porch, hot tube, fireplace, no people but her and me (and maybe a third) no clothes, no inhibitions, lots of cuddling and sex

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

An otter, playful, loves water, holds hands while sleeps, uses tools

 

[crazychemgirl]

I see lots of lake houses being booked in 2025 if some fantasies come true.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Early as a teenager with my first partner, she had been begging me to go down on her, and I was more than willing. But she was very natural (read: very hairy) and I was very inexperienced, I had no idea what I was doing and kind of kissed it a few times, got freaked out, and ran away to get a condom for regular sex….

Casual sex, I guess? I want a relationship, sex is part of that. Just a hookup ONS type thing doesn’t remotely work for me.

getting pegged

A long weekend at a cabin, no one around for miles, lake glistening off the back porch, hot tube, fireplace, no people but her and me (and maybe a third) no clothes, no inhibitions, lots of cuddling and sex

An otter, playful, loves water, holds hands while sleeps, uses tools

Oofph....

 

[SWR101]

I see lots of lake houses being booked in 2025 if some fantasies come true.

I mean, I live by a beach, I have access to that 365,

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5dc404737ac09f0872de193cf215acf5/tumblr_okwebaiIQr1rrecxqo1_500.gifv

 

[MrMakersMark]

I see lots of lake houses being booked in 2025 if some fantasies come true.

Can't use mine.
Last time it cost me 500 bucks to get the used condoms and pubes out of the pool skimmer.

Animals.

 

[Frankjba1]

1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?
2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?
3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?
4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?
5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

1. I had a crush on one of my brother's older friends and we were at a house party having fun. We were hitting it off, but I drank a little too much that night. Started fooling around and I passed out mid session. She never spoke to me again.
2. I'm a big fan of reciprocity when it comes to sex, but my back door is off limits.
3. Some extended sensory deprivation
4. A secluded beach or cabin for a week. No distractions from outside... just us enjoying the moment.
5. I guess I'd be a dolphin... having the ocean as a playground would be fun.

 

[crazychemgirl]

For all those that missed the reference:

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean, I live by a beach, I have access to that 365,

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5dc404737ac09f0872de193cf215acf5/tumblr_okwebaiIQr1rrecxqo1_500.gifv

I'll be right down....
Well.... In 11 hours???

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It involved being so drunk and eating a bit too much before deepthroating a guy... I learned a lot that day.

1. Don't eat or drink a lot before deepthroating if you have a gag reflex.

2. Apparently guys still want to see you afterwards...

I've never been able to do reverse cowgirl.

I'm going to try to 'make love' this year. I know... weird.

@NRJLIVES4ever and @deefalttwunnyfor threesome.

An elephant. They are so cool, smart and kind. Also very matriarchal.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/K2pUrl49WpkAAAAd/star-trek-data.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

5. Rooster obviously. They are the absolute boss. They look good. They're tough. They get all the hens and they announce themselves by screaming cock every morning and no one is offended.

No fertilizing my eggs.
I'm still chasing another litizen for child support

 

[MrMakersMark]

No fertilizing my eggs.
I'm still chasing another litizen for child support

It's a deal as long as I can still strut around and keep you out of trouble.
You are apparently accident prone.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Early as a teenager with my first partner, she had been begging me to go down on her, and I was more than willing. But she was very natural (read: very hairy) and I was very inexperienced, I had no idea what I was doing and kind of kissed it a few times, got freaked out, and ran away to get a condom for regular sex….

I had a very similar situation in college! I told her to trim things up and I'd go there next time

 

[MrMakersMark]

I had a very similar situation in college! I told her to trim things up and I'd go there next time

You haven't rolled the dice and really lived life if you haven't made a clever, yet poorly considered comment on your girl's pubage.

Rite of passage to survive the whirlwind.