Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No fertilizing my eggs.
I'm still chasing another litizen for child support

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[Medicalman13152]

1. I was barged in on, while being screwed in a bathroom by his mom to tell us my car had been hit by an off duty police officer.
2. If most classify it as "totally normal" then I'm likely okay with it
3. Anything new and exciting that my husband is willing to try! (he's not very adventurous... at all)
4. A beach cottage, windows open with the breeze crossing through with a certain someone... for a really long time - like months perhaps
5. A flamingo because I've always wanted to live in a group of others and call ourselves a "flamboyance"

#4 - I do own a Cottage, on a private lake, with a sandy beach, and a nice breeze....however the 7 Degree F Temps might make it a bit cooler than you wsh for...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

#4 - I do own a Cottage, on a private lake, with a sandy beach, and a nice breeze....however the 7 Degree F Temps might make it a bit cooler than you wsh for...

uhhhhh yeah... no thanks with the 7 degrees! It's an improvement from my 6 below zero... but still not enough!

 

[UnquietDreams]

In an attempt to distract ourselves from the “he who should not be named”


Let’s play some games on shenanigans… it’s been awhile since we’ve done one of these… and we have some new people … so here we go!


Questions to Get To Know One Another.


1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?

Working graveyard, because my wife was working nights as an RN. One night when I was working and she wasn't, she "brought me lunch" and I ended up going down on her on the hood of my car in a corner of our deserted parking lot. Our parking lot was deserted. Not so the one for the building next to us, and some guys started yelling suggestions and encouragement.

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?

There isn't anything, really. I am experimental, and I will try a lot, and if my partner asks, I will mostly likely try it. I have ended up in some places I wouldn't have, otherwise (like tied to a chair).

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?

I want to kiss someone. It has been a long time, eight years or so, and that is kinky enough for now.

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?

A cottage at the Oregon coast during storm season, in the winter. Fireplace, candles.

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

Coyote, telling stories to The Moon every night because he hurt her feelings and he misses her.

 

[dawn_of_night]

uhhhhh yeah... no thanks with the 7 degrees! It's an improvement from my 6 below zero... but still not enough!

I'll warm you up...

I mean.....buy you a sweater....
Or.... Uhm...

 

[Medicalman13152]

uhhhhh yeah... no thanks with the 7 degrees! It's an improvement from my 6 below zero... but still not enough!

Understood....

 

[UnquietDreams]

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?
Opposite-sex is the glaring one, ain't it. I also hate bathing with others. Bath-time is me-time!

Bathing together, expectations:
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Bathing together, reality:
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[Deleted member 6568729]

1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?

There's the time a guy licked my ass for the first time and I didn't even know that was a thing and I was so worried because I just came home from work and smelled like tacos.

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?

No

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?

Orgy.

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?

Lit cruise.

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

Isn't the answer supposed to always be a dinosaur? Duh.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I usually set it to boiling-hot... Can't have another person in there with me when I'm squirming around trying to cool off one limb at a time out of the water while lobstering myself.

Nothing sexy at all about sweaty floundering. But hey I'm glad you found something you enjoy

Duckies?

 

[vagrantx]

Duckies?

I don't know how to tell you this, but, the duckies aren't people... They never were.

 

[UnquietDreams]

For all those that missed the reference:

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't know how to tell you this, but, the duckies aren't people... They never were.

Oh, I know. Just...duckies...

Does it say something that when thinking of you, gorgeous you, in a bath tub, my first question is "but where are the duckies?"

 

[MandaPandaa]

Bathing together, expectations:
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Bathing together, reality:
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I actually love bathing with a partner... In a bath or shower. But I do love the water really really hot and I'm not lowering the temp. But I do love getting dirty while attempting to get clean.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I actually love bathing with a partner... In a bath or shower. But I do love the water really really hot and I'm not lowering the temp. But I do love getting dirty while attempting to get clean.

See, I am the guy, and protective, so I usually end up freezing my ass off while I wash her hair with her all warm under the water's fall.

Worth it.

We stayed in a hotel with a massive bathtub, and that was fantastic.

 

[Bbl87]

Yep. That’s what my truck said a mile down the road. Started at -7 and kept ticking down until it stopped there
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I'm glad I'm not the only one ignoring the tire light.

Mine came on the first time I drove after the temperature dipped, and I, out loud, told it to fuck off, its just cold and it was being a baby.

 

[UnquietDreams]

There's the time a guy licked my ass for the first time and I didn't even know that was a thing and I was so worried because I just came home from work and smelled like tacos.

This is why I am partial to showering beforehand, as much for the feelings of self-consciousness as for the very real cleanliness issues. Especially if I am planning on licking her ass.

Isn't the answer supposed to always be a dinosaur? Duh.

Damn, didn't think of that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

uhhhhh yeah... no thanks with the 7 degrees! It's an improvement from my 6 below zero... but still not enough!

Gives new meaning to the term “nipply” when you bang outdoors in the cold.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I took pain meds. Can you tell?

 

[dawn_of_night]

This is why I am partial to showering beforehand, as much for the feelings of self-consciousness as for the very real cleanliness issues.

Yes please. I'd rather shower and be uninhibited
Than have regrets later and refuse something I'd enjoy

Especially if I am planning on licking her ass.

Never planned on it... But he has just showered and wasn't expecting it...one of the best choices I ever made....

Damn, didn't think of that.

Oops.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I took pain meds. Can you tell?

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That shirt is so damn sexy on you...

Pain meds are fun. They get to be too much fun, as I almost remember...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I took pain meds. Can you tell?

Love your smile!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?

Threesome ending quickly from the dad and brother of one of the participants coming home early. The dad had no idea, but the brother seemed to know exactly what we had all just been up to

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?

Sit on my partner's face. I don't get it. And that's not how I plan to murder someone.

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?

Light bondage

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?

A couple of Litsters

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

Probably a squirrel... ya know, because I think the ADHD aspect would remain familiar to me

 

[dawn_of_night]

Threesome ending quickly from the dad and brother of one of the participants coming home early. The dad had no idea, but the brother seemed to know exactly what we had all just been up to

Sit on my partner's face. I don't get it. And that's not how I plan to murder someone.

I forgot about this one.... I haven't... He's have to try really hard to get me there....

Light bondage

Do it!

A couple of Litsters

Hehe... I changed my answer for this one too

Probably a squirrel... ya know, because I think the ADHD aspect would remain familiar to me

 

[LupineOne]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Tough choice for some!