Sex & Shenanigans

[MandaPandaa]

I tried to stop it.

I said please.

She came at me....

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[OrdinaryPerson]

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No books have been more influential in my life than these were.

Saw this again while scrolling and my brain still won't believe they don't say "chocolate" in the label

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Was it the Spam one? Because that wasn't random.

Omg I forgot about that

Thanks for the good memories.

But brys best AV was when he finally admitted I was better than him

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I've never figured out a method to weed out the weirdos.

Make it confusing what gender you are

 

[lavendersilk]

1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

Not really. I can't think of one that I don't mind just rewatching without the memory loss.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

A catholic church.

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

I want to be 6 foot tall dammit.

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

Who was Jack the Ripper... or who killed the Black Dahlia.

5. What animal best represents your personality?

A cat.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I got a PM from someone random awhile back telling me my AV sucked

I had someone tell me that they hated my username. They kept misreading it.

But it wasn't PMed, it was on the boards. Can't remember who that was...

 

[SWR101]

be careful Incel-Icharus, you're flying too close to the lamp in your mom's basement"

That is one of the single greatest insults I’ve ever heard, if this was “Vicious Mockery” if DM audible an inspiration dice or bonus damage

 

[LostHorizon]

I've been told that my bio is intimidating. And, I'm just like, look, I can't change your childhood phobia of Legos & Never Ending Story. That's not on me!

When I first read your bio I got the message not to PM you. Not that I would because I rarely PM people first.

After seeing more of you on the threads I really like your bio. But when I first read it I didn’t know what to think

 

[MandaPandaa]

It wasn’t this AV, this AV is perfect

Ummmmmmmm... I hold true to what I said. But I still love you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

We're like a terrible, wonderful gazpacho of perverts and sex pests. It's a good place to be.

I call dibs for my Kazoo band's name

I'm already printing your t-shirts.

Add it to @Chloe_Harper 's T-shirt thread!
(I gotcha, Princess.)

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not really. I can't think of one that I don't mind just rewatching without the memory loss.

A catholic church.

I want to be 6 foot tall dammit.

Who was Jack the Ripper... or who killed the Black Dahlia.

A cat.

Have you listened to podcast Root of Evil: The True Story of the Hodel Family and the Black Dahlia? If not, buckle in. It's a trip!

 

[MindYaBitness]

That is one of the single greatest insults I’ve ever heard, if this was “Vicious Mockery” if DM audible an inspiration dice or bonus damage

I try to keep my insult engine at an idle. When I'm pissed, or you've caught me on a bad day, I can easily verbally eviscerate someone. I'm not particularly proud of this trait, I try to use my powers for good, not evil.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I got a PM from someone random awhile back telling me my AV sucked

'Random'?

Wow.

 

[MindYaBitness]

When I first read your bio I got the message not to PM you. Not that I would because I rarely PM people first.

After seeing more of you on the threads I really like your bio. But when I first read it I didn’t know what to think

It's psychological warfare
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[UnquietDreams]

Saw this again while scrolling and my brain still won't believe they don't say "chocolate" in the label

I got my ex one of those Trader Joe's Passports for Christmas. She loved it too.

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Thank you.
So sweet of you.


Wait...those are white.

You squirted ranch in that box of tissue didn't you?

 

[TXRafe]

It's psychological warfare
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weeding out anyone not intelligent enough to get it or intimidated by your intelligence...
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[LostHorizon]

It's psychological warfare
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Absolutely! Which was why I weeded you out

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's psychological warfare
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You have a bio?

 

[LostHorizon]

weeding out anyone not intelligent enough to get it or intimidated by your intelligence...
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Or in my case too lazy to read the entire thing.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You have a bio?

Of course, my publicist sent it out, did you not receive a copy?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Saw this again while scrolling and my brain still won't believe they don't say "chocolate" in the label

Did you skip lunch today? You shouldn’t do that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Of course, my publicist sent it out, did you not receive a copy?

THAT was it? Hmmm I should probably open my mail sometimes.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Of course, my publicist sent it out, did you not receive a copy?

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Ok the real world makes me sad … so here’s some interesting questions for you all again today..



Get to Know You Round 3:


1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

The west wing. Or Yes Minister.

Perfection.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

I don't have anywhere really.

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

No. I wish I could change a few things.
But I can't, so. I'm good.

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

Alien sightings.

5. What animal best represents your personality?

Luna wolf.