Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Urban myth.

Well, if the Alkaseltzer didn't kill them, something definitely did!

 

[MisterAlice]

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Two things are equally scary: 1, there is intelligent life out there; or, 2, we humans on Earth are all that is out there.

 

[Qky75]

Urban myth.

I'm Q. I'm GULLible.

 

[Qky75]

Well, if the Alkastzer didn't kill them, something definitely did!

Wait....I'm not sure if I should be grateful Mindya is validating me or embarrassed she's validating my relation to an asshole

 

[LostHorizon]

Also they aren’t surveys … they are fun questions to promote conversation and allow each of us to get to know each other.


You don’t HAVE to do them, weirdo.

What the hell is a survey other than a list of get to know you questions!?

And thank you, Gonzo the neurotic weirdo was my favorite Muppet.

Put that on your next survey! Who was your favorite Muppet? That’s very telling information.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Wait....I'm not sure if I should be grateful Mindya is validating me or embarrassed she's validating my relation to an asshole

Be grateful.

Everyone is related to an asshole.
That isn't embarrassing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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We just had this conversation with my kid. She has been frittering away the money she was supposed to be saving for school.

My ex: "We've all been there. I worked in a clothing store and bought a bunch of new clothes."
Me: "I bought a sword."

 

[LostHorizon]

WHO DOES THIS?!!!!


Q you’re not helping.

It doesn’t kill them, just makes them wobbly.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Be grateful.

Everyone is related to an asshole.
That isn't embarrassing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, if the Alkastzer didn't kill them, something definitely did!

That is a possibility. But while seagulls can't fart (the core truth of the myth) they absolutely have no problem regurgitating anything they don't like.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We just had this conversation with my kid. She has been frittering away the money she was supposed to be saving for school.

My ex: "We've all been there. I worked in a clothing store and bought a bunch of new clothes."
Me: "I bought a sword."

The amount of money I’ve spent on Lego … it’s almost incomprehensible.

But it makes me happy.


And this shirstorm of a world we live in I’m soaking in every bit of happiness however I can.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ok … it’s time for Get to Know You Round 4!!!


1. Do you have a funny, embarrassing or interesting special talent? If so, what is it?

I can wiggle my ears, cock a single eyebrow, and vibrate my eyeballs. And if I do them all at the same time it looks like my face is glitching.

2. If you could ask a time traveller from the future one question, what would you ask them?

Just how fucked are we, exactly?

3. If given the opportunity to travel to a colony on another planet or moon, but you would never be able to return to Earth.. would you go?

That would depend on the answer to #2.
Also... would I still be able to watch Taylor Tomlinson on this other planet? That would influence my decision.

4. Which part of your body do you find the sexiest?

I've got good-looking calves. Not veiny. Not chonky. Just nice and calf-shaped.

5. If you could bring back one extinct animal or plant .. which would it be and why?

The Taliaferro apple. Thomas Jefferson grew them at Monticello and wrote raves about the cider they made.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Oh man, interesting? I'm not sure about that. Odd, yes. Interesting, well... I'm sort of like looking at a nice flower that once under the microscope you discover is made entirely of legos

I like Legos.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can wiggle my ears, cock a single eyebrow, and vibrate my eyeballs. And if I do them all at the same time it looks like my face is glitching.


Just how fucked are we, exactly?


That would depend on the answer to #2.
Also... would I still be able to watch Taylor Tomlinson on this other planet? That would influence my decision.


I've got good-looking calves. Not veiny. Not chonky. Just nice and calf-shaped.


The Taliaferro apple. Thomas Jefferson grew them at Monticello and wrote raves about the cider they made.

Exceptional answers.


Can confirm on the good-looking calves.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I like Legos.

Me too.

 

[LostHorizon]

That is a possibility. But while seagulls can't fart (the core truth of the myth) they absolutely have no problem regurgitating anything they don't like.

Yeah that alkaseltzer thing is BS. They are more likely to kill each other over food, than eat an alkaseltzer.

I didn’t know they couldn’t fart. Is that just seagulls or all birds?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah that alkaseltzer thing is BS. They are more likely to kill each other over food, than eat an alkaseltzer.

I didn’t know they couldn’t fart. Is that just seagulls or all birds?

Let’s not get too in depth on bird anatomy … there are some things you can never unknow… trust me on this.

 

[MrMakersMark]

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The bigger one, "This fucking guy. Are you new? Would you calm the fuck down and let her get into the house. She's been gone 5 minutes. And stop stepping on me you bastard!"



Love it.

Dogs wear it right out on the sleeve.

Cats make you work for it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The Taliaferro apple. Thomas Jefferson grew them at Monticello and wrote raves about the cider they made.

Outstanding answer!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me too.

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[LostHorizon]

Ok … it’s time for Get to Know You Round 4!!!

Fine, here you go

1. Do you have a funny, embarrassing or interesting special talent? If so, what is it?

I have no interesting talents

2. If you could ask a time traveller from the future one question, what would you ask them?

How did he build his Time Machine

3. If given the opportunity to travel to a colony on another planet or moon, but you would never be able to return to Earth.. would you go?

No

4. Which part of your body do you find the sexiest?

My left knee

5. If you could bring back one extinct animal or plant .. which would it be and why?

None come to mind.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Also they aren’t surveys … they are fun questions to promote conversation and allow each of us to get to know each other.


You don’t HAVE to do them, weirdo.

Don't believe her...

 

[LostHorizon]

Don't believe her...

Oh I know what they are…

 

[lavendersilk]

1. Do you have a funny, embarrassing or interesting special talent? If so, what is it?

2. If you could ask a time traveller from the future one question, what would you ask them?

3. If given the opportunity to travel to a colony on another planet or moon, but you would never be able to return to Earth.. would you go?

4. Which part of your body do you find the sexiest?

5. If you could bring back one extinct animal or plant .. which would it be and why?

After I answer this, everyone who has read my answers these past four rounds will be my best friends...

 

[cascadiabound]

Get to Know You Round 3:

1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

A Tale for the Time Being
I loved it, it was surprising and beautiful and captured my imagination. I also loved seeing it as a play, and I wish I could see that performance again for the first time.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

a) In a museum or historic site. I tried to get a bf to have sex with me on a bed in a historic site where hardly anyone was around once. He didn't go for it.
b) a skyscraper elevator with glass view to the outside.

I'd do it. Definitely.

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

I used to be really dissatisfied with my nose, but I've come to like it fine.
I wish I could have perfect vision without correction for the rest of my life.

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

I'd like to know how they actually got monumental stones like Stonehenge across miles of countryside, the physics to get them into place and how they acquired the knowledge of time and astronomy to place them so perfectly.

5. What animal best represents your personality?

A raven - devoted and loyal, enthralled by shiny objects, often a loner, a talker at times and prefers northern forests especially along saltwater