Sex & Shenanigans

[Apisto42]

I can burp the alphabet.

All these thirsty bitches wanting a video of you burping the alphabet. Makes me wonder to what happened to people just wanting:

Boobs.

I’m so fucking easy. I just want boobs. No burping or video necessary. Why can’t we just go back to a simpler time of wanting boobs?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok … it’s time for Get to Know You Round 4!!!


1. Do you have a funny, embarrassing or interesting special talent? If so, what is it?

Drawing portraits with my feet

Please don't DM me about your foot fetish, unless you want to commission and pay for a portrait

2. If you could ask a time traveller from the future one question, what would you ask them?

What is time

3. If given the opportunity to travel to a colony on another planet or moon, but you would never be able to return to Earth.. would you go?

No, thanks. I like the atmosphere here. I also wouldn't stay on a planet as the only human inside a dome and live out my life teaching stuff to children aliens

4. Which part of your body do you find the sexiest?

Hm. If I say feet, will I earn more money?

5. If you could bring back one extinct animal or plant .. which would it be and why?

None. Jurassic world seemed like a bad idea

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

All these thirsty bitches wanting a video of you burping the alphabet. Makes me wonder to what happened to people just wanting:

I’m so fucking easy. I just want boobs. No burping or video necessary. Why can’t we just go back to a simpler time of wanting boobs?

One burping video coming right up

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

One burping video coming right up

Quit yer whoring around like that

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Sowing a bit of Chaos with earworms...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I like Legos.

I like yarn...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ok … it’s time for Get to Know You Round 4!!!


1. Do you have a funny, embarrassing or interesting special talent? If so, what is it?

When singing I can do a pretty kickass falsetto voice.

2. If you could ask a time traveller from the future one question, what would you ask them?

Tell us what we need to do to do better in the long run. Also should I go back to school?

3. If given the opportunity to travel to a colony on another planet or moon, but you would never be able to return to Earth.. would you go?

Depends on the colony itself. But probably.

4. Which part of your body do you find the sexiest?

The butt

5. If you could bring back one extinct animal or plant .. which would it be and why?

I feel bad that I'm drawing a blank on this one. Maybe I'd make more dodos.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Quit yer whoring around like that

You want it all to yourself? Buy me a soda

 

[dawn_of_night]

OMG - I actually LOL'd to this!









And yes.

Right...
I was just happy it was warm enough to snow....
Not happy about the snow.... Just the heat... Perse....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not really. I am boring. Unless being annoying is a special talent, then...yes!

How are you not totally fucking up the future by just being here?

Is there coffee? Books? An ocean? Maybe.

I don't.

I do....

Ansault pears. They were described as utterly delicious, but didn't produce fruit as regularly as other trees and died out.

 

[dawn_of_night]

chemical structures might make you happy...
all things radiology make ME happy
I share with you... an MRI of an artichoke

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I fucking love xrays

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You want it all to yourself? Buy me a soda

This sounds like a pretty good deal

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I fucking love xrays

We have a patient who swallows pens… over and over… those x-rays are wild

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You want it all to yourself? Buy me a soda

This sounds like a pretty good deal

2 sodas and some snacks. Now hop in the back of my van

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

2 sodas and some snacks. Now hop in the back of my van

I swear I've been advised against agreeing to things like this.

 

[lavendersilk]

The butt

Send me a video

 

[SWR101]

Sowing a bit of Chaos with earworms...

Thanks, I hate it…

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Thanks, I hate it…

"Oh my god, oh my god, you guys...."

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

2 sodas and some snacks. Now hop in the back of my van

I'll go even though you're so so so bad at negotiating

 

[Apisto42]

2 sodas and some snacks. Now hop in the back of my van

I’m only getting in there if there’s a puppy also.

 

[dawn_of_night]

We have a patient who swallows pens… over and over… those x-rays are wild

Dude ....
That shit drove me crazy....
I love nail gun X-rays....
And the screws and plates post surgery X-rays

 

[UnquietDreams]

2 sodas and some snacks. Now hop in the back of my van

Oh, no, I'm not falling for that again.

Where's the candy?

 

[HarryHill]

Thirsty bitches?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thirsty bitches?

Yes?

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[Wand3rlust]

I like Legos.

Why must you all add 's' when it isn't needed yet refuse to add it when it is?