Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[JustAnotherFlower]

You should get the water ready

Yes, ma'am.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If you find it and link it... you'll be generously compensated

Sorry I got distracted by her latest video and came before I found the butthole

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

First of all, I'm a classy gentleman.
Second of all, it's the ladies choice

Dick and butthole

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm not that girl anymore.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

.... you don't visit my thread often, do you?
Been there.. done that. Now, ante up.

This is a totally legitimate measurement ladies

https://ibb.co/k6Mbnh0

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Sorry I got distracted by her latest video and came before I found the butthole

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[UnquietDreams]

Yes, ma'am.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Again… HOW DO WE KNOW IF WE HAVE TINY TIGHT VAGINAS?!!!

Umm…I started to suspect as much the 2nd time my vagina LAUNCHED a (somewhat heavy) solid jelly dildo about 18ish inches toward the foot of my bed

Monday...it's killing me. I've been really sick this week and I'm afraid if I orgasm I'll cough to death and/or pass-out.

I’ve had a cold/cough/sore throat for over 3 weeks now. Take some cough syrup (the kind that has a cough suppressant without an expectorant), suck a cough drop and suppress the urge to moan and you will survive without triggering a coughing fit and/or death!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This is a totally legitimate measurement ladies

https://ibb.co/k6Mbnh0

So here's what dick owners do. That thing passed the 10 mark so that's officially a footlong. Congrats!!!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

This is a totally legitimate measurement ladies

https://ibb.co/k6Mbnh0

How many inches did the balls add?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This is a totally legitimate measurement ladies

https://ibb.co/k6Mbnh0

As an aside. This isn't the one I've seen before?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

This is a totally legitimate measurement ladies

https://ibb.co/k6Mbnh0

Wait.. that looks... familar.....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How many inches did the balls add?

What do you mean? Of course I didn't measure the balls. That's cheating

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As an aside. This isn't the one I've seen before?

That one isn't available to ask his permission to show right now

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This is a totally legitimate measurement ladies

https://ibb.co/k6Mbnh0

Did you get a tan? I thought I remembered it being…transparent last time

 

[TXRafe]

So here's what dick owners do. That thing passed the 10 mark so that's officially a footlong. Congrats!!!!!

What do you mean? Of course I didn't measure the balls. That's cheating

if its going inside im counting it, just sayin

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wait.. that looks... familar.....

I always suspected you were more fun than @Indie

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Did you get a tan? I thought I remembered it being…transparent last time

Oooh that one
I had to retire it cause it started coming apart

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That one isn't available to ask his permission to show right now

That's adorable
What about the translucent one?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

if its going inside im counting it, just sayin

Hm. Your balls go inside????

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oooh that one
I had to retire it cause it started coming apart

Legendary

 

[TXRafe]

Hm. Your balls go inside????

no, but all the way down to the base does, the foopa is just camouflage

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I always suspected you were more fun than @Indie

Take..that..back...